You're a headache
In a suitcase
You're a star

Oh no, don't be shy
You don't have to go blind
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me

Why don't they do what they say?
Say what they mean?
One thing leads to another...

'Cause it's a bitter, sweet symphony, this life...

For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola

Cowboys and indians
Wiffle ball, paper dolls
Hacky sack and hangman

Do you wanna play with me?

If you receive an e-mail with a subject of 'badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it
This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.

It will re-write your hard disk. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR
And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.
It will give your ex-boy / girlfriend your new phone number.
It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank...
It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over
It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin.
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother
It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.
It will kick your dog. it will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice!.
It is insidious and subtle
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. it is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease. it will leave the toilet seat up.
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower.

These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !!

She likes me for me
Not because I hang with Leonardo
Or that guy who played in 'Fargo'
I think his name is Steve

Yeah, we all know someone disapproving it
We all know the boys and the girls are doing it

Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey only cost a nickel
Oh I love Turkey on Thanksgiving

Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants!

SLAM!
duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh
Let the boys be boys!

Who's down with OPP?
Every last homie!

Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
Now, where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get you far?

I don't care anymore
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cos all I want of you is just a let me be.

I'm tired of being in love and being all alone
When you're so far away from me

brain stew


My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skull
My mouth is dry
My face is numb
Givled up and spun out in my room
On my own... here we go

Karn Evil 9 (First Impression)

Soon the Gypsy Queen, in a glaze of vaseline,
Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene!

...Come and see the show!

The nurses all look sad
Because Santa's got it bad
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
I miss her darling, more than I miss you

You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
And you shoud've seen the look on my face
I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
But you were scattered all over the place

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone!

Creeque Alley

McGuinn and McGuire couldn't get no higher
But that's what they were aimin' at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass!

Swallow my doubt
Turn it inside out
Find nothing but faith in nothing.

Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion.
Rendezvous, then I'm through with you

...tie me to the bedpost!

She likes whips and chains
She likes cocaine
...and flippin' out with great danes

She's about all I can handle, it's too much for my brain

It's got me under pressure

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-a$$ ni@@a plays his cards right
A real gangsta-a$$ ni@@ga never runs his givlin' mouth
'Cuz real gangsta-a$$ ni@@as don't start fights

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here

(I can't live without your) love and affection
I can't face another night on my own
I'd give up my pride to save me from being alone

Christmas is the time to say "I Love You!"

So many years we've tried
And kept our love alive
'Cause, baby, it ain't over 'til it's over

That's iust the way it goes
That's Life!

Hey JJ!
What you been doin'?
You say your car broke down
the thing just isn't movin'?

Hey, here is the story
Forget about troubles in life
Don't you know, it's not easy
When you gotta walk upon that line

That's why...
You need
Ooooooo, that's why this is what you need
I'll give you what you need!

I can hang my hairshirt
Away up high in the attic of the wrong dog's life chest

...or bury it at sea

All my life I've searched for this...

There's always a reason why it happened
You never never did anything wrong, but it
It just seemed to fall apart
But you're taking it all too hard

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath a landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky

What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when it all cracks up?
What you gonna do when the Love burns down?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the tide?
What's it gonna take to make a dream survive?
Who's got the touch to calm the storm inside?
Who's gonna save you? Alive and Kicking

...Stay until your love is alive and kicking

If you want the world to know
We won't let hatred grow
Put a little love in your heart

And the world will be a better place...

This must be just like living in paradise
(Just like paradise!)
And I don't want to go home!
(Just like paradise!)

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last...

We can drive it home with one headlight

I can go for miles, if you know what I mean
I'm coming up so you better get this party started

You better be good to me
That's how it's got to be now

I just keep on trying
And I smile when I feel like dying
On and on