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Contractor 1: Adidas stands for “All day I dream about sex.”
contractor 2: “No way! Really?”
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!
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On hearing that Jessica Parker will go shopping with anyone for $400 ... "Why would anyone pay that when you can rent a real horse for $200?"
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