"Why don't you kiss my ass, Bob?"
"Is it in already? Is it in?"
"It seems like the more pregnant you're getting, the more curse words are coming out of your mouth... I kind of like it."
"Wanna see it?!"
"Come on, Jack, how long does it take for you to parade around in your office naked?"
"I've already touched most of the people in this room. If I haven't touched you yet, I'll be touching you really soon."
"Fifteen minutes alone with you is about enough."
"On a scale from '1' to 'obnoxious,' you're killing it today."
"Just because you can't feel it, doesn't mean it's not in there."
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