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kenney9226


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"Why don't you kiss my ass, Bob?"

moles1138


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"Is it in already? Is it in?"

kenney9226


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"It seems like the more pregnant you're getting, the more curse words are coming out of your mouth... I kind of like it."

moles1138


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"Wanna see it?!"

greenie78


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Who doesn't??

kenney9226


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"Come on, Jack, how long does it take for you to parade around in your office naked?"

kenney9226


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"I've already touched most of the people in this room. If I haven't touched you yet, I'll be touching you really soon."







"Fifteen minutes alone with you is about enough."

kenney9226


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"On a scale from '1' to 'obnoxious,' you're killing it today."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Just because you can't feel it, doesn't mean it's not in there."

kenney9226


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"They already fixed it once, do you want it to go limp again?"

kenney9226


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"OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!"

kenney9226


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"It took her almost two minutes to pull it off."

kenney9226


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"I spent more time pulling up my yoga pants than I spent running on the treadmill."

kenney9226


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"Is it possible to choke on air?"

kenney9226


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"Well, I had to stick it in somewhere, so it got stuck in there."

kenney9226


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"It's a rat hole, but it's cheap."

kenney9226


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"This is still kind of hard, because it's so big."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I don't see a muscle, all I see is flab."