I need more quotes from PemberDucky, those made me laugh pretty hard.

"Hooray! I only ate four Chick Fil-A sauces and not five! What a relief!"

"I'm going to keep my 'white sauce' to myself!"

"It's very hard... I don't know how to do a 'rolling wave.'"

"At least you're not wearing a diaper"

"Laura, do me a favor, just let me know when I can touch it."

What happened to those funny monkeys Monte & Mortimer??!!! I no longer see them posting on my Daily Woot News.

My fellow IT coworker asked me this yesterday. "Hey, if I buy a domain on GoDaddy.com, can I use that name to setup my home network with a domain to be like the one we have here at work?"

"I wonder if it gets smaller every time you open and close it?"

"I've noticed that if I do it every day it gets easier."

"What are you trying to do, rub it in my mouth?"

"When I came back, it was VERY hard!"

"It's not floppy."

"No, it's firm. And flexible."

"You'll feel it. You'll know where it goes."

"Kelly, Ron knew when he was farting, right?"

"Yes, Laura, he knew. He just didn't care."

"Did you hear? The Pope's retiring!"

"Oh, he probably just wants to get laid before he dies."

"Hey, Jack, what do you have in your butter containers in your drawer?"

O_o

kenney9226 wrote:"Did you hear? The Pope's retiring!"

"Oh, he probably just wants to get laid before he dies."

and really....who doesn't?

At home "Have you seen my black shorts." reply "No watta they look like."

"Occasionally, I'll just plop myself in and, you know, do a little somethin' somethin'."

"Just lick it off, Kenny!"

"I love anything with nuts."

"Yes, Joyce loves nuts in her mouth!"

"Kenny, let me see what's inside your thingie!"

Guy came in to remove a phone line from the neighboring cubicle. He called in, since the cube is occupied, but the name on the outside didn't match up with the 'removal' paperwork.

"Hey, Janice, what name comes up with this line?"

"I can't pronounce it--do you want me to spell it?"

We need to hurry up and end this thing so we can strip.

I haven't been this excited to get out of my clothes since I was 16!

"What's that hanging off your chin?"

Let me get it up! LET ME GET IT UP!

(I was good I didn't laugh... really)

"I can't find a place where I can grab it..."

"Look at my crack! Look at my crack!"

"I don't like how it smells."

"I always have a box of tissues near me."

"If I gave you this, would you know what to do with it?"

"I just saw when he pulled it out, that it was small, compact, and nice."

"He said, 'sorry for interrupting,' but I was talking to myself!"

woman: "Are you wearing slippers?"
man: "Yep!"

"The size and shape really affect the flavor. I don't know if you knew that..."

J: Kenny, you'd miss your family if you were away on travel for five weeks, right?

me: (long pause) O_o

J: Of COURSE Kenny would miss his family!

me: Well, sure. Everything in moderation, I guess.

D: LIKE GREEN BEANS!