bsmith1


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iSee
As in, "That's it? Oh, iSee..."

threeshirts


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iLisaIII

Or iLisa3 to stay with the earlier naming convention

chppxbx


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iNcompatible

$Pod

lordvertigo


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"Newton 3G"

mattsawyers


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katekintail wrote:I still like iSlate, as a serious name.

But maybe iCantBelieveiWastedMyMoneyOnThis?
Or GiantiPhoneSansPhone.



iSansPhone

http://www.TheiPhoneAppBlog.com

Rhodester1701


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iMgonnapuke, iGottaP, iGotnoclue, iPDaily, iThink iHurtmyselfdownthere

David J. Rhodey

solidstiles


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iWillBuyAnythingIfIt'sShinyAndMadeByApple

tom760


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iDontRollOnShabbos

KevinatWoot


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iAmWaitingForTheKnockOffByMicrosoft

j55447


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iCarumba
iUnderwhelmed
iLunchtray

frakman1


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iWishIWasALaptop
i'llNeverBeARealComputer

johnpdiddyo


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how bout the future. I want one so I can buy all my textbooks for school on it plus many more books. Who is going to buy a regular ereader when they can buy this.

elronlael


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iRippedoffArchos

MrSlug


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iDon'tCare

bobanddyan


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icaramba

jesssup


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The iSla Nebular (Jurassic Park reference).

I liked the aforementioned suggestion of icandy. It fits too because of what half the owners will use it for.

onedave


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iYiYi! Or my wife's suggestion: iVey!

Laffitz


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iPrecious
http://twitpic.com/104njg

Robdrmer1016


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iWonder how long until these will be on woot for cheap... hmmmm...

md1088


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icanhaz!

seventoes


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iCarpe Depod

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming, like the people in his car.

ariellem


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JesseMyers wrote:In all seriousness, I always liked iSlate. They even even reserved the domain, islate.com, why not call it that?



That would have been a *good* name. iStone (as in a stone tablet or the Rosetta stone) would have been fine too. But no, they picked iPad, which is at the level of...

iStoned
i8
i8iBM
i8U
iWhite
iPute
iPuter (not to be confused with iPutter, their computerized golf club)
iShiny
iFrisbee
iSkip (skipping stone - when you throw your tablet computer in disgust; also brings to mind bad records/record players)
iDrumPad
iByte
iByte4U (or was that a 'Q'?)

Will their universal remote be the iOpen? I could swear there was a parody of such a product.

tons o' screaming monkeys (yay!)
almost no Box of Cobwebs in the past few years (boo :-< )

tafs7


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i think MadTV had this one figured out a couple of years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFNQE_TzQNI

--
Thiago

caerdwyn


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iWillWaitTilItCanBeBoughtToJudgeIt

spidergirl42


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I would have named it iNote (get it?-instead of high note, and it's like a notepad, yeah I know that's bad)

Or perhaps the macpod, why does it have to be i-something anyway? Is this all America cares about these days? Oh wait yes it is...

Maybe iKindle? Just saying, it does look similar...

YES!

hwiech


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iPoot
iPud
iSheet

rslawson22


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iMtoosexytobuythisthing

Rebecca S. Lawson

rslawson22


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iMtoosexyformypad

Rebecca S. Lawson

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iIsOldButStillWantToLookCool
-or-
iNeedReallyStrongGlasses

* it looks like they did the same thing with the iPhone that was done with remotes a few years ago and made it times the size so old people can see it.

Violahhhhhh


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iEtchASketch ;-)

Just shake it to clear the screen if you're unhappy with what you've typed.

YouCantWootThis


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altimas wrote:iJitterbug


iJitterbug (iJitterBig, iJitterPad) is the best one. perfectly describes the 'dumbed-down yet big enough for old people' aspect of being nothing more than a giant iPod Touch...

or perhaps:
iNintendoDS
iGameBoy
iPalmPilot
iEscalade (huge, expensive, pointless)
iNormous
iPod IIe (you must be OLD to get that reference)

and in honor of its poor size-to-functionality-ratio (digital equivalent to 'more filling, tastes bad'):

iZune

YouCantWootThis


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iNacronism
iAmStuckItheNineties
iCantWootThis
iPlacemat
iShelf
iTray
iPod Heavy (cant call it 'lite' by any measure)

gosh, the choices are endless

YouCantWootThis


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good news for all you iPod Touch owners. they are adding a new feature to the next software update. with this new feature, you can rub your iPod really fast and it will 'transform' into an iPad.

this is known as the Viagra feature.

YouCantWootThis


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my actual first reaction was:

i-ROFLOL

but, in researching this further.. it turns out this iPad is actually the iPhone as AT&T origionally designed it. that explains why it only rund on the AT&T network...

either that or this was an april fools joke built by apple designers that worked with ashton kucher for a never-aired episode of Punk'd. since Jobs didn't get the joke, he thought it was serious and decided to market this albatros.

it's almost like this is the best that apple could do while Steve Jobs on medical leave and couldn't attend the brainstorming meetings in Cupertino.

sort of like something a government task force would design.

i've been wrong before, but I can't imagine anyone but a FanBoy with bad eyesight wanting this thing.

if it could work with Hulu.com (flash) and multitask (so I could listen to iTunes while reading a book)... then maybe it could be interesting.

how could Jobs approve an idea that won't let me use iTunes while reading an iBook? I have to assume that they are going to deliver an OS upgade to add this obvious omissions.

geesh

raebee


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Icanhaztablet


Where do you find a Roomba? At the Innba!

cjupiter


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A couple of friends have dubbed it the Ideal Toilet Reading Device... the iTrd.

I'm going with that.

badges go here. When I am motivated enough to go find them.

thesorhus


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steveng86 wrote:"MAXiPad"



My personal favorite.

techgeek24


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elronlael wrote:iRippedoffArchos



Haha so true

Viscount


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iOverhype

iJoke

iStroke(myownego)

dabigwoot3r


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iDouche

iusedARebigulatorToMakeTheIpodFitForAGiant

iAmSellingYouTheSameDeviceTwiceForMoreMoney

iCanSellIceToEskimoes