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mattbruns


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Lets hope to see this one:

"Woot! will finally upgrade their servers to avoid crashing when the "bag of c-r-a-p" is offered during Woot!-offs"

Year = 2088

livingod


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Year 2013

For one week WOOT writers will be replaced by a bunch of monkeys with type writers, producing the funniest and history making blogs. But will have the worst woot sellout because the products will consist of "refurbished bananas", "monkey poop", "lice", and "naked photos of Jennifer Aniston" cause she attracts monkeys and baboons.

pooflady


quality posts: 30 Private Messages pooflady

2012

Major mistake made at Woot and EVERYBODY wins a Burgandy Olfactory Center Because of the sheer volume, even Toon and Snapster are in the warehouse filling bags.



I think my guardian angel drinks.

everclear823


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That would be amazing! I have faith it will be 2012!

tomprodehl


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2013 - carp.woot.com launches to give Woot users who only want carp a place of their own. New bag of carp every day. Everyone complains that their carp only contained carpola. The rest of the Wootiverse enjoys themselves.

Luxasia


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2047

Woot acidentally helps drive the zombie apocolypse by giving out tainetd beef jerky in their bags of crap.

2048

Woot becomes the most profitable online retailer by launching their new site Ammo.Woot

Do not follow me, I walk into walls!


livingod


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Luxasia wrote:2047

Woot acidentally helps drive the zombie apocolypse by giving out tainetd beef jerky in their bags of crap.

2048

Woot becomes the most profitable online retailer by launching their new site Ammo.Woot



But that would mean the woot employees are already zombies and why would zombies sell ammo to non zombies. Remember zombies are racist!

thatheard


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Luxasia wrote:2047

Woot acidentally helps drive the zombie apocolypse by giving out tainetd beef jerky in their bags of crap.

2048

Woot becomes the most profitable online retailer by launching their new site Ammo.Woot



Now *that* looks like a sound business plan!

Also, surprised the mods haven't caught "bags of crap" yet.

gmangsxr750


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livingod wrote:Year 2013

For one week WOOT writers will be replaced by a bunch of monkeys with type writers, producing the funniest and history making blogs. But will have the worst woot sellout because the products will consist of "refurbished bananas", "monkey poop", "lice", and "naked photos of Jennifer Aniston" cause she attracts monkeys and baboons.



If seeing Jennifer Aniston makes me a monkey... I need a banana and a tree ASAP

dustymcc


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2012 - zombies and vampires go out of fashion. again.

livingod


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gmangsxr750 wrote:If seeing Jennifer Aniston makes me a monkey... I need a banana and a tree ASAP



**POOF** A banana! Oh wait!... That's not a banana, umm TOM! Is banana yellow or brown??