Regarding the "more shocks/less running" comments, the use of the handhelds is restricted to two areas, one in front of each goal.
From the official site:
"Field Regulations: The field will be an astro turf 200’ x 85’ rectangle. Shock Zones will be established in an eight-foot semi circle around each goal."
So for you shock happy folks, you may want to petition for an increased Shock Zone when the franchise hits your town.
Or you can hope Woot brings back the
Pocket Shock-it offered back in Dec 08.
Sugar 'em up and send 'em home