WootBot


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thatheard


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Chess. Definitely chess.

nparus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nparus

I was thinking golf. Golf definitly needs something to liven it up. Personally, I would replace the clubs with tasers.

Moony

s002cjs


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Chess is decent, but I was thinking golf. The hush falls over the crowd, Tiger lines up for the eagle, then on the backswing, a perfect ambush by the caddy sneaking up!

sgsax


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Curling. Because anything would make curling more interesting.

thatheard


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Syncronized swimming?

tkuhne


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water polo

pureval


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pureval

Figure Skating. Instead of point deductions you get zapped.

It puts the crap inside the bag or it gets the hose again.

Robotguy


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Tandem slalom snowboarding, because there's nothing like seeing your opponent go limp at 45 mph on a snow covered hill.

And that trailer had waaaay to much "ball" and not nearly enough "tazer"

HardwareJEJ


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HardwareJEJ

Probably, they spelled tazer with a "z" because taser may be copyighted?

James :?

motospyder


quality posts: 16 Private Messages motospyder

I am playing golf tomorrow. It is supposed to be in the mid 70s (Tucson). Miss a putt and get zapped. A different edge to the game.

I miss the XFL. Remember that experiment? It was an off-season fiasco, but fun to watch. If any sport needed a Tazer, certainly the XFL.

He Hate Me

Firebert


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Firebert

Do they only get one set of batteries? Looked to me like a lot of running around when there should have been tazing.

You know what I say to "I'm gonna run through you" guy? Go ahead and try, I'm holding a mofo tazer!

TAZ HIM BRO!


As for another sport with tazers... Crashed Ice. Redbull and Tazer bring you you "TAZED ICE!"



olcubmaster


quality posts: 33 Private Messages olcubmaster

Regarding the "more shocks/less running" comments, the use of the handhelds is restricted to two areas, one in front of each goal.

From the official site:

"Field Regulations: The field will be an astro turf 200’ x 85’ rectangle. Shock Zones will be established in an eight-foot semi circle around each goal."

So for you shock happy folks, you may want to petition for an increased Shock Zone when the franchise hits your town.

Or you can hope Woot brings back the
Pocket Shock-it offered back in Dec 08.

http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6864

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

thatheard


quality posts: 6 Private Messages thatheard
Firebert wrote:Do they only get one set of batteries? Looked to me like a lot of running around when there should have been tazing.

You know what I say to "I'm gonna run through you" guy? Go ahead and try, I'm holding a mofo tazer!

TAZ HIM BRO!


As for another sport with tazers... Crashed Ice. Redbull and Tazer bring you you "TAZED ICE!"



"Hold your fire. There's no life forms aboard."

"Hold your fire? What, are we paying by the laser now?"

"You don't do the budget, Terry. I do."

zaidwise


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zaidwise

I've thought about it, and decided. Ultimate-taser-synchronized-swimming-chess.