Dammit it hurts to see such a purty blade, oooh lemme look closer at your wicked lines... "Voyager", hmmm, I'd like to take you on a voyage... "Cold Steel", mmmm, cold as ice and twice as nice... oooh, what's that? Fine print? Is that your alloy name? No? Are you so precious you have a serial number saying how unique you are?? No... no wait.. "TAIWAN"!?!?!?...NOOOOOOO.
>>>>Like blindly fondling your way to third base, heart pounding with the pleasure of silky smooth firm femininity, and then WHAACK!! The bulge, where there should be no bulge, smacks your lust hypnotized brain like a pickaxe wired to a 10,000 volt transformer;- never to trust without checking the fine print again.
DAM why can't they make'em like they're s'posed to be. Loud and proud "MADE IN THE USA". Cos your life might depend on that blade someday; and if it snaps like an icicle in a knife fight with a crackhead, the money saved to pad the margins of Buck, Cold Steel, CRKT, and now even sometimes my beloved Kershaw(!!) aint gonna seem like good business anymore. Come back to America you pansies!
Ok I'm kidding (partly). Guess it's time for me to start making my own and stop relying on the old fashioned way.
But seriously, Woot!, how bout a real USA made Kershaw up here once in a while. Please!