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Happy Music Monday! 'Tis the season, and we're not immune from Christmas Cheer either. Scott's tucked in his bed dreaming of sugarplums, but he's left you all this Christmas list of songs that make his winter wonderful. Maybe they'll help your Christmas along as well? Here's the first:

Bing Crosby - White Christmas


I have fond memories of setting up the family Christmas tree while my dad played a hand-me-down Bing Crosby album. This deep crooner has no flourishes, no affectations, no loops, beats or auto-tune, and even the orchestra seems hidden way in the back. If I could only pick one song to capture the feeling of Christmas, it would be this one. Easily.

If you're killing time while baking cookies for Santa, you'll find four more songs and last week's Spotify playlist after the jump.

As always, be sure to check out our Spotify playlist. This week's features a great selection from last week's Music Monday comments. The theme of the mix this time is Songs About The End Of The World and if you're reading this, congratulations! You survived!. Celebrate by checking out our current Music Monday below!

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping


This is one of my personal favorites, because it's the first Christmas song I can remember hearing that wasn't a thousand years old. Appearing at a time when the word "damn" made it seem dangerous, this 1981 hit is a sweet look at Christmas in the big city. It's well paced, fun, and still ends with a Christmas moral (even if it's a bit jaded before it gets there!) There's still nothing like it under the tree.

The Jackson 5 - Up On The Housetop


What you've got right here is the sound of a little kid at Christmas time. It's a song with an AMAZING amount of energy, lyrics that are easy to learn, and whole bunch of banter between brothers, just like you'll find in pretty much any family on Christmas Eve. A++.

Tony Rodelle Larson - Cool Yule


Yes, this is essentially a cover of an earlier song, but I prefer it to the original, mostly because Tony's voice sounds a lot more cool, and a lot less Hollywood. This beatnik really means the lingo. And on the off chance you can't get enough of the Christmas beatniks, there's a chick-cat version you can dig as well.

The Ventures - Silver Bells


This one's so surprising that a lot of people think it's just a sound-alike band. But nope! That's surf-rock heroes The Ventures having a beach party Christmas! If you need lyrics, sing along with the twangy guitar- but be warned! The guitar just might start singing back!

Let's make it clear now: anyone who posts Greg Lake is probably getting banned for life. Otherwise, go nuts! Share your favorite Christmas songs in the forums below! Then you can probably hit up our room for the regular Music Monday enjoyment. We say probably because, on a day like today, everyone might have other things to do … but surely a few people will show up! Also, let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use.

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quality posts: 60 Private Messages strawhousepig


quality posts: 41 Private Messages chicken0102

There's a few that I like:
"Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
"Mary, Did You Know?" (I've only heard the Wynonna Judd and Kenny Rogers version)
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Vince Vance & The Valiants

Merry Christmas everyone!


quality posts: 21 Private Messages klandon61

Joy to the World - Aretha Franklin. Now that's resounding joy!


quality posts: 13 Private Messages hefty244

Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen IS the holidays for me!


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Nothing quite warms the heart like Sonic youth's cover of "santa doesn't cop out on dope"

Here it is


quality posts: 10 Private Messages optia

My favorite is Tom Smith's "Ultimate Ultimate Christmas" because it takes a shot at *everybody* and, hey, I'm a little cynical.
Lyrics and mp3:


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

Not really "Music" and more "spoken word", but on our oldies station, they would intermittently play an old Dr. Demento sketch between holiday favorites.

Thus, "Christmas Dragnet" eventually found its way into my mp3 library when I was scared that I wouldn't ever hear it again. :D

Favorite quotes:
Little voice - "I'm not an elf, I'm a brownie!"

Gruff Grouchy voice: "There AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS. And there Aint' not Easter Bunny Neither."
Timid Sidekick: "He's just pretending, right? Right, Frank?"

There was also an exchange about scallions that my sister and I used to mumble at each other for the remainder of the winter. Mostly because green oninon sprouts would randomly show up in our yard.

Oh, and while NOT classics:

Ex-Miss - Blink 182
I Want Everything - Simple Plan



quality posts: 1 Private Messages Buysharp
hefty244 wrote:Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen IS the holidays for me!

Not being much of a country fan, I like this by Jill Sobule.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Buysharp

I have 5gb of Christmas music. You want me to pick just one favorite?!?


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Easily the best-25 December by Everything But the Girl:


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hefty244 wrote:Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen IS the holidays for me!

Great song. I listen to it all year round and I have heard REK perform it live at other times besides Xmas.


quality posts: 68 Private Messages LarryLars

Hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas!

A song from my youth: "Snoopy's Christmas" by The Royal Guardsmen

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RIP JD. RIP Daddy.

Merry Christmas y'all.

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