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quality posts: 17 Private Messages WootBot


If you're like me, you're sitting in a hotel room thousands of miles from anyone who cares about you, in the name of covering the 2013 Consumer Electronics Show starting tomorrow in Las Vegas. And you're thinking "WHAT THE FREAK, SCOTT LYDON, WHY DO YOU GET TO SLEEP YOUR IN OWN BED TONIGHT AFTER A 'GRUELING' DAY OF INVENTING FAKE CES COVERAGE?" It's funny how, even in a super-shmancy hotel where the rooms have remote-control linen blinds, the check-in people still remind you that the in-room mini-bar is weight sensitive. No 3 A.M. pig-outs discreetly covered by cut-rate gas-station knockoffs for me.

Just because it's in your room doesn't mean it's free

But you don't care about that. You care about the haps on the ground, the CES recon sitch, the young, restless gadgets bold and beautiful enough to warrant their own yearly soap opera for a few days of our lives. Is "ultra-HD" a real thing we're actually supposed to take seriously, and should I take my Blu-ray collection down to the city dump right now to beat the rush? What if Intel and Qualcomm throw a mobile chip war and nobody shows up? Can we please, please come up with some term for a bulky smartphone other than "phablet"? "Bulky smartphone" works, right?

Jason Toon (artist's rendition)

The answers to none of these questions and more are coming all week long in our CES 2013 coverage, along with stray CES morsels at our @WootLive twitter feed and our Facebook page.

And if you're at the show, say hi! The place is rife with Wootness! There's the official Woot booth at South Hall 1, 21900. There's the world debut of our roving Mortimer mascot in terrifying larger-than-life-size. And there's me: I look like a Groucho mask without the mustache (pictured at left), and I'll be workin' it like Missy Elliott all over the Convention Center. Come up and bump fists with me and you might just see your face (or, I guess, fist) in this space!


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RBBrittain

Why keep Monte at home? Yeah he's boring, but who else will keep Mortimer from pulling a Prince Harry in Vegas?


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jgribb1

(i am not a member of the voting academy, but i play one on the internet) Round 1 Scott > Jason - Got to love any fun at the expense of Iowa.

I want my Baby Back ribs!!!!!


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

Tracked down a giant woot monkey -

Found some woot folks -

tossing some of these -

Thanks guys!

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

Jason Toon

quality posts: 19 Private Messages Jason Toon
theoneill555 wrote:Tracked down a giant woot monkey (etc.)... Thanks guys!

Thanks for coming by! (I'm the dork in the navy zip-up jacket in the second picture.)


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555
Jason Toon wrote:Thanks for coming by! (I'm the dork in the navy zip-up jacket in the second picture.)

I actually spotted you, before the I saw your caped cohort.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*


quality posts: 2 Private Messages boblinds

I was at the show yesterday and intended to visit the Woot booth...until I saw that it was in kind of a blind alley of South Hall and the people manning the booth looked pretty sinister. I decided there's a fine line between gadget-loving nerd and incognito acquisitions thug for an international white slaver ring. So I shied away.