It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: 90s Music Wrestling League!
This 90s-themed Woot-Off made me nostalgic for two of my favorite things from back then: 1) the music, and 2) the pro-wrestling. So, I thought, why not combine them? Why not start my own underground wrestling league where we dress like, act like, and listen to our favorite 90s musicians? The league itself would obviously have a name based on band from the 90s as well, but what? Here are some ideas:
Boys, 2 Rounds, Men
Those aren't good enough, though. You guys can give me something better, I just know it. So go ahead: post some 90s band wrestling league names in the comments and I'll choose the best one.
Last Week's Winner (Literary Snacks): King Schmear / Love's Labour's Lox from thenchonto.
Other Favorites: Ethan Fromage from jefslat; Les Mozzerables from llandar; and Waiting for Gouda from jquiaot.
Photo by flickr user Pro Wrestling Revolution, used under a Creative Commons License.