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Aloe Cadabra Personal Lubricants

We know how it goes. It starts by moisturizing your skin and then, wow, how did that get there? But the fine folks at Aloe Cadabra decided to make it into a product with the actual intention of putting it there. I don't know about you, but I'm becoming more and more convinced that Aloe actually is some sort of miracle plant.

embhorn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages embhorn

It licks the lotion off it's skin...

umzy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages umzy

And so it is noted that on 3/1/13, Woot has attained "If you can't find it on Woot, you don't need it" status.

xdavex


quality posts: 17 Private Messages xdavex

This would get canned on deals.woot.
There I said it.

mrsque


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mrsque

I really want to order this just *because* but why are the bottles so small?! and why is the 5 bottle pk a better deal than the 6 bottle pk? and what am I missing here?!

*I* have FIVE Quality Posts! no, seriously...how did that happen?!

italianemperor


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mrsque wrote:I really want to order this just *because* but why are the bottles so small?! and why is the 5 bottle pk a better deal than the 6 bottle pk? and what am I missing here?!



Well played woot, this is an old school woot offering. Why is the 5 pack the same price as the 4 pack? 5 pack definitely the best deal.

amorphousalias


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The specs for these are actually pretty confusing. the 3 pack says that it comes with 2 2.5 bottles.

I assumed that the bottles were different sizes or something to explain the odd seeming prices.

bengmur


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bengmur

Anything I'm missing here? Why is the marginal cost of the 3 pack $8 more than the 2 pack which is at $6/bottle?

EDIT: Reading through the comments, it appears the rest of the prices are also pretty inconsistent. I call shenanigans.

fjp999


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bengmur wrote:Anything I'm missing here? Why is the marginal cost of the 3 pack $8 more than the 2 pack which is at $6/bottle?

EDIT: Reading through the comments, it appears the rest of the prices are also pretty inconsistent. I call shenanigans.



Especially on the 3-Pack Natural Aloe!!!

"3-pack contains 2, 2.5 ounce bottles"

so, yes, I guess you are missing one bottle!

wisenekt


quality posts: 30 Private Messages wisenekt

Sounds like Woot went dumpster diving at the "lotion" factory. But hey, anything to make a quick buck these days.

Rafikiwoot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Rafikiwoot
amorphousalias wrote:The specs for these are actually pretty confusing. the 3 pack says that it comes with 2 2.5 bottles.

I assumed that the bottles were different sizes or something to explain the odd seeming prices.


methinks its a typo from the 2-pack
copy & paste so naughty

flattopfrank


quality posts: 3 Private Messages flattopfrank

MMMM.... LUBE......

deborah11565


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flattopfrank wrote:MMMM.... LUBE......



Ok... i tried to stop him. You guys were just asking for it ! sign out !

deborah11565


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deborah11565 wrote:Ok... i tried to stop him. You guys were just asking for it ! sign out !



Ummm.. just went and read your description. You are on your own !!

ThunderThighs


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Rafikiwoot wrote:methinks its a typo from the 2-pack
copy & paste so naughty



Yeah, I'll email in to get that fixed.

EDIT: And it's fixed.



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gina3graces


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ThunderThighs wrote:Yeah, I'll email in to get that fixed.



TT, Woot is lucky to have you. What a great support system you are!

linkdude64


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K, so recently I learned of the Johnson and Johnson thing with all of their lotions across all of their brands (Neutrogina, Lubriderm, etc) containing "Chemicals of concern" (carcinogens) and I've been looking for some new stuff. Aloe is great stuff, so I'm reading the description, and I see, "Absorbs into vaginal tissue so no gooey, sticky mess"

Whoops!

mycommunityname


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mycommunityname

Does personal lubricant imply that this should not be shared?

elvi007


quality posts: 4 Private Messages elvi007
linkdude64 wrote:K, so recently I learned of the Johnson and Johnson thing with all of their lotions across all of their brands (Neutrogina, Lubriderm, etc) containing "Chemicals of concern" (carcinogens) and I've been looking for some new stuff. Aloe is great stuff, so I'm reading the description, and I see, "Absorbs into vaginal tissue so no gooey, sticky mess"

Whoops!



What's wrong with a gooey sticky mess?

mrsque


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mrsque

ohemgee! has anyone on here actually tried this lube?! lol!

*I* have FIVE Quality Posts! no, seriously...how did that happen?!

Gnomercy


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Gnomercy

So wait, this stuff can choose which gender it is absorbed by?

That scares the bejesus out of me!





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luke975


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wonders if j&d can flavor this like the shaving cream

to the woot staff member that screwed up the back2skool code so I could get a lot of nice things for free - thank you.

thumperchick


quality posts: 259 Private Messages thumperchick

It seems like this sale is rubbing people the wrong way...

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ThunderThighs


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gina3graces wrote:TT, Woot is lucky to have you. What a great support system you are!



Awwwwww, thanks.



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cappo


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thumperchick wrote:It seems like this sale is rubbing people the wrong way...

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Some people, yes.

Others can just let it slide.


yewnicornsss


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I'm allergic to Aloe, this sounds like a nightmare.

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rtfirefly


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linkdude64 wrote:I'm reading the description, and I see, "Absorbs into vaginal tissue so no gooey, sticky mess"

I'd say a gooey, sticky mess is a natural result of successful use of such products.

hehthuryo


quality posts: 38 Private Messages hehthuryo

I don't think I'd get a chance to use this lube before the 2014 expiration date.

deborah11565


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deborah11565

PG 13 is needed out here.... Or maybe it is just my mind....

Rafikiwoot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Rafikiwoot
hehthuryo wrote:I don't think I'd get a chance to use this lube before the 2014 expiration date.



Get to work man! Times a wasting.
BTW, for those that are curious about size/cost - normal lubes run about $10-15 per 5oz bottle, so these are on par if not better, especially if you can consider them 'designer' lube
Fancy myself some Aloe

vladistov


quality posts: 52 Private Messages vladistov

I prefer this:

If I can't pack bearings with it, I don't need it in my house.

mike808


quality posts: 40 Private Messages mike808

My women prefer this for their heavy duty cable pulling needs. Comes in 55 gallon drums, too.




gesnerj59


quality posts: 9 Private Messages gesnerj59

In for one! Um, figuratively speaking...

natrldsastr


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thumperchick wrote:It seems like this sale is rubbing people the wrong way...

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I knew if I came back in a day or so this discussion would get, umm, heated. ;P

alphaamino


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5 pack arrived today! Aaaand it's missing the lavender. What do?

italianemperor


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alphaamino wrote:5 pack arrived today! Aaaand it's missing the lavender. What do?



Same issue here!

natedogg828


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alphaamino wrote:5 pack arrived today! Aaaand it's missing the lavender. What do?


me too, contacted support and they will be refunding me the difference for the missing item as they are "out of inventory on that particular item at this time"

Again, great customer service by the Woot! team

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naturegirlz


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mrsque wrote:ohemgee! has anyone on here actually tried this lube?! lol!



Yes....My boyfriend and I have been using Aloe Cadabra for 2 years. LOVE this product! Also love that they recently came out with Pina Colada! Great taste! Love that the gel "stays where you put it". And if you do find that you need to reapply...how fun is that?!! We would never consider using any other lube!! Thank you, Aloe Cadabra!