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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments! I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Sport-a-pella!

Imagine if sports teams didn't have cheerleaders. Imagine if, instead, they had an a cappella group. What would they be called? Here's what we think:

  • Pass the Rockapella
  • Treble Play
  • The New York On-kees

Those are decent, but not great. What do you guys have? Post it below and we'll pick our favorite next week!

Last Week's Winner(Bands in the Bathroom): My Chemical Growmance from Dan Basile on Facebook.

Other Favorites: The Compostal Service from versechorusjvh; My Mowing Jacket from Richard Wilkins from Facebook.

Photo by flickr user Mild Mannered Photographer, used under a Creative Commons License.


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Buffalo Trills


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The Ronde and Tiki Barbershop Quartet


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The MetroGnomes


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St. Louis Chord-inals


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Bass Balls


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Nothin' but Note


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The Triple Players


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Baseball Themed:

Pitchy Machines
Arizona Callbacks
Colorado Rockapellas (Or Rockafellas if it was all-male)
Chicago Bubs
Buster's Posies (All-Women Group)

Hockey Themed:

Devil's Pitch-forks
Bruin' Harmonies
5-Minute Major Keys
2-Minute Minor Keys
King's Singers (Oh wait...that's taken)

Football Themed:

Cooley's Crooners
RG-III Steps Down
Hut-Hut Harmonize!
Harbaugh's Harmonies
New England Pitchtriots
Cleveland Browns-tones
Pitch-Pipes to the Running Back
Goodell's Groaners
Upright Tuning Forks
50-Measure Lines


Ego Kings
Detroit Pitch-tons
H-O-R-S-E Throats


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Il Divertente

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Calling an Audible
The Fourth Quarter-note
Sliding into Scherzo
Seventh Inning Stretto
Punching Below the Bel Canto


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Sing for the Fences

Turn Up the Bass(ball)

Bump, Set, Mic


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The Tenor C Titans


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The Pitch Hitters


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the LA LA LA Lakers


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Pretending I know what these "sport" things are...

  • First Pitch
  • Sing and a Miss
  • Tempo Bay Do-Ray-Mis
  • The Touch-Downbeats
  • Bear-I-Tones
  • Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaudioso!
  • Hi-Hat Tricks (OK, technically not a capella...)
  • San Jose Sharps
  • Big Tenors


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The Scottie Pippen-poofs


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Seattle Tenor-Sonics
The Singing Cowboys
New York Metronomes

Definitely more Broadway Musical than A-Capella, but couldn't resist:
The Sharks-The Jets