JDSardone wrote:Barber: Knock knock
Guy in Chair: Who's there?
Guy in Chair: Oopsija who?
Barber: Oopsija Stagaveyouamullet
The person below me is going to explain that joke to everyone even though they already get it.
The barber, having just had a fight with his girlfriend, had just consumed a fifth of Jack Daniels and was going to go home. He was closing the barber shop when a guy rushed up to the barber's front door.
The barber, not wanting to lose business, knocked on his front door for some odd reason.
The man then asked "Who's there"? as he wanted to be sure that this was a barber shop.
The barber, who's name was clearly printed on the front door "Oopsija's Barber shop", said "Oopsija" and opened the door.
The man, assured that this was the owner of the shop, rushed in and sat down in a barber chair. Wondering the barber's last name, he asked him "Oopsija who"?
Being in a drunken stupor, Oopsija ignored him, not even asking what kind of haircut he wanted. He was dreaming about landscaping his front yard, possibly even pruning the hedges short on top and leaving them longer at the bottom.
He snapped out of it and remembered that he was giving a haircut. Oh, no! He had cut the mans hair short on the top & very long below!
The man asked if he was almost done.
All poor Oopsija could mumble before passing out was...
The man looked at Oopsija, passed out on the floor, then peeked in a mirror. He thought to himself... How did that barber know I wanted a mullet haircut? This was the best haircut he ever had received. He tipped Oopsija a $50 & walked out the door.
The person below never reads long boring stories about drunken barbers.