By most accounts, Woot's been going downhill since...well...you know. But I'm not a band wagoner, so I still come here to look for the deals. Today, I came her to find this contraption, scroll down to read the description and all I see is the usual, horrible, write-up that Woot employees think are so effin' funny when they never are. So while I'm not an badger badger badger and get the idea of what is pictured, I fully expect to read a description of what this does, model number, etc, etc. I looked around for it twice, so if it's here somewhere, I can't be the only one that's overlooking it.