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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Fowl Actors!
Actors? Who are birds? Howwwwww wacccckkkkkyyyyy! Here's what we're looking for :
Your turn! Post your best, and I'll choose my favorites next week.
The best from last time (Sweet Literature):
Woody Woodpecker Allen
Blue Jay Leno
Alec Bald Eagle
Whooping Crane Goldberg
Donald Trumpeter Swan
Eflamingo Zimbalist, Jr.
Jennifer Dove Hewitt
Sir Ben Kingfishersly
barkwoot wrote:SandPiper Perabo
Goose-cille Ball and Ducky Arnaz
Umm, I posted The Great KitKatsBy a full day before npopa13
Duck Van Dyke
Edward James Owlmos
Wrenzel Washingull - wasn't he in The Pelican Brief???
Duck Bill Murray
Billy Ray Psyduck
I feel like this is rigged...
Montgomery Cliff Swallow
dmt256 wrote:Umm, I posted The Great KitKatsBy a full day before npopa13
I believe this person is correct. He/she is owed recompense forthwith.
(singer's close right?)
Owen, Will's Son
Sir Alec Guineas
......an actor's real name
Phillip Seymour Hawk-man
Bruce 'whooper' Willis
Osprey Bogart - so good in "The Maltese Falcon"
Josh Swalloway (from "Lost")
Zach Galápagos (Penguin) - c'mon, no one can ever pronounce his name right (Galifianakis).
'Kite'y Sa'Gull' (Sang 'Bird on the Wire', 'Sons of Anarchy' TV show)
From the movie, 'Bird on a Wire':
Marilyn (Booby) Monroe
Austin (Imperial Shag) Powers
Michael Jay Fox
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