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And here we are again. Lots of participation last week. Thanks for your continued enthusiasm, punners. We had a Secret Pun guesser. Big congrats to dmw804 for guessing "For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls." Check your PM folder for your $15 coupon code.

This week we're mashing up horror movies and all things hospital-related.

Examples:

  • Needful Slings
  • Drug Me To Hell
  • Gauze: The Revenge
 

And now for our favorites from last week, Drive-Thru the Looking Glass:

  • David Whopperfield (Coogles)
  • Ketchup in the Rye (kloricacid)
  • The Sound and the McFlurry (jessmom)

 

Honorable Mentions:

  • The Man in the White Castle (donthaveone)
  • The Outsliders (kloricacid)
  • The Art of the Meal Deal (dmw804)
  • The Girl Who Loved Tim Hortons (jessmom)

 

LOLZ:

  • In 'n' Out of Africa (kloricacid)
  • No Cracker Barrel Old Country Store For Old Men (gpks1)

 

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daveinwarshington


quality posts: 86 Private Messages daveinwarshington

The Exorcyst

Nightmare on Balm street

Rosemary's Neonatal Intensive Care Unit

Psycho ward


dmw804


quality posts: 23 Private Messages dmw804

MRI, Robot
Donovan's Brainwaves
Geriatric Park
Invasion of the Body Stretchers (or Stitchers or Sutures)

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digitaljanitor


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Rosemary's Baby Nurse

Cat puns freak meowt - Seriously - I'm not kitten!

digitaljanitor


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Residency Evil

Cat puns freak meowt - Seriously - I'm not kitten!

dmw804


quality posts: 23 Private Messages dmw804

Cat Scanners
Privacy Scream
Don't Look Under the Bedpan
Gland 9 From Outer Space

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dmw804


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digitaljanitor wrote:Residency Evil



Almost brilliant, but......

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jessmom


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The Frightenurse
28 Trays Later
Ward of the Worlds
Saline vs Predator
Dreamcancer
Little Shot of Horrors
Diarrhea of the Dead
Zombiegland
The Pus-Session
Resident Evil's Emesis Project
Mama-gram
Friday the 13th Part VIII - Jason Takes Metformin
Jason X-Ray
Innoculus
The MRIs of Laura Mars

mick52


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mick52

underworld phlebotomist wars

rosemary's neonatal unit


digitaljanitor


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dmw804 wrote:Almost brilliant, but......



I can settle for almost brilliant

Cat puns freak meowt - Seriously - I'm not kitten!

digitaljanitor


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With friends like that, who needs enemas

Cat puns freak meowt - Seriously - I'm not kitten!

SummerCher


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Suture from the Black Lagoon

The Blair Stitch Project

Debride of Frankenstein

Silence of the Balms

Phantom of the Operation

Killer Gowns from Outer Space

The Scabbing in the Woods


kcostell


quality posts: 16 Private Messages kcostell

Psycho-pay

goldilion


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The CABG in the Woods
Intubation of the Body Snatchers
Final Desitination

axphw1


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Robesmary's Baby

Walker Man

Freddy nurses Jason

gpks1


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Nosferatube

The Texas Chainsaw Catheter

Nurse Of The Living Dead

An Anemic Werewolf in London

axphw1


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ApotheCarrie

Drag Me to LN

Bed Pan's Labyrinth

FrostByte


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American Psycolase

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dafrogman


quality posts: 39 Private Messages dafrogman

The Sixth Scalpel
The Exor-Cyst
The Embolism of Emily Rose

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gpks1


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The Hills Have MRI's

What Ever Happened To Baby Ward Jane?

Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hypo

The Silence Of The Labs

The Surgery Masque Of The Red Death

Seven cc

American Psycho Ward

axphw1


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Ailing vs. Predator

JDSardone


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gpks1 wrote:...
The Texas Chainsaw Catheter
...



Ouch ouch ouch ouch.......

Needlejuice
The Morphine Clicker Man
Gangrene Room
Shaun of the Bedpan
The Evil Bedpan
House on Haunted Pill
HalloSpleen
Under the Skin Graft
Pulse...
Cabin Fever...

Coogles


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The Sicker Man
Sling Kong
The Hunchquack of Notre Dame
The Nurse of Frankenstein
Pet-scan Sematary

gpks1


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The House That Dripped Blood Work

Spleeny Todd

Night Of The Crepey Skin

The Toxicology Avenger

The Beast With Five Finger Cots

Clotwork Orange

jessmom


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Splint
It Swallows
The Pit and the Speculum
Thir13en Posts
The Texas Chainsaw Mass Spectrometer
The UnCNA
The Births
The Omentum
Respiria
Eyes Without a Facelift
Pan's Lab Result
House on Shunted Hill
Don't Brief
What We Do in the Shingles
Crampus
The RN-imator
Crimson PKU
Inside-us: Chapter 3
Parabnormal Activity: The Ghost Dissection
Annabelle's Palsy
The Bougieman
Tush
Day Room of the Dead
Gift Shop of Horrors

dmw804


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Leperchaun
Eraserhead Nurse
Phantom of the Operation
Mars Heart Attacks
A Night Nurse on Elm Street
Scarry Movie
Night of the Assisted Living Dead
An American Werewolf in Traction
Mis-Carrie-age
Candystripersman
Nosejobferatu
Bram Strokers Dracula
Bed Ward Scissorhands
Preemie Todd

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dmw804


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digitaljanitor wrote:I can settle for almost brilliant



Did you happen to look at the title of this pun challenge?

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donthaveone


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Bad Effluence
Dial M.R.I. for Murder
Cat Scanners
Probe-metheus
IntuBates Motel
Invasion of the Body Sutures
I.V. League Killers
Satan's 10 Blade
Dark Gurney
BedPandorum
Blair Stitch Project
Cathe(a)ter of Blood

Howard the Doc
(Oh, wait. That's a HORRIBLE movie, not a HORROR movie...)

Zuconta


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Zuconta

The Mummy's Nurse
Re-Aspirator
Ambulance of the Lambs

moles1138


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Attack the Blockage

guitarart


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The Blobotomy

dmw804


quality posts: 23 Private Messages dmw804

Sutureworld
Heart Attack of the Killer Tomatos
Heart Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
Attack of the 50 Foot Colonoscope
The Hospital and the Pendulum

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urhistory


quality posts: 7 Private Messages urhistory

Ace Bandage Pet Detective

axphw1


quality posts: 12 Private Messages axphw1

Children of the Coroner

Coogles


quality posts: 38 Private Messages Coogles

Spinal Destination
The Human Centibleed

kloricacid


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Blair Witch Projectile Vomit
Si-lance of the lambs
28 Days Labor
Bumexorcist
Anesthes-Jaws
Get Outpatient
Jelloween
Nightmare on Elm Strep
Apothe-Carrie
Texas Chainsaw MRSAcre

dafrogman


quality posts: 39 Private Messages dafrogman

Texas Chainsaw Massa-Scar
A Cure for Illness
Residency Evil (edit: should have checked the thread name first)

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dmw804


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The Crawling Eyelift
The Creature From the Black and Blue Lagoon
Room 237-A

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rbrasche


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O Doctor, Where Art Thou?

Doctor Brasco

Ferris Bueller's code blue

Bedpans Labryinth

Braveheart transplant

Agespotting

Slumdog Millionaire's medical bills

Million dollar baby birth

The Bourne Aspiration

Kind Hearts and Coronaries

Scott Pilgrim VS the World Health Organization

Iron Lung 2

Good Will Huntington's disease

American Psychosomatic disease

The terminal illness

Burn after Peeing

Ablating Saddlebags (blazing saddles)

Annie Hall nurse

Crouching Tiger, hidden tumor


This is spinal tap (no changes needed )

Lethal dosage

Dr. NOt in the office today

Midnight Express script refill

Curse of the Golden Flower allergan

Das Walking boot

Adam's fractured Rib

the Red Balloon catheter
Vessel Looper

stboch


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Evil Enema of the state