ThunderThighs


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So this is Bob. He's been in my office for a couple weeks for an upcoming secret project.

He started out naked which bothered one of our head honchos so he got a towel. Later someone added a bra. Then a shirt.

I came back from Seattle this a.m. to this:




What else could Bob use?

BTW, he's pretty useless as a moderator. He doesn't respond to posts at all.



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drewcroa


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ThunderThighs wrote:So this is Bob. He's been in my office for a couple weeks for an upcoming secret project.

He started out naked which bothered one of our head honchos so he got a towel. Later someone added a bra. Then a shirt.

I came back from Seattle this a.m. to this:




What else could Bob use?

BTW, he's pretty useless as a moderator. He doesn't respond to posts at all.



Send him to acraigl's house to personally deliver a carton of dsi docks.

BobTheMod


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Hey now! I don't have arms! How can I type!

Narfcake


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BobTheMod wrote:Hey now! I don't have arms! How can I type!


Woot is an equal opportunity employer.

Thank goodness for speech-to-text.

I'm NOT thanking Bob for Comic Sans, however.

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renatuslives


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BobTheMod wrote:Hey now! I don't have arms! How can I type!



There is at least one arm on your shirt, so that's a start.

moles1138


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Bob needs to get Lei'd

marlenestclair


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Leggings...Bob needs leggings

x14


lichme


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What's with the hard hat? Is he building something....

Is he....... Bob the Builder?

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ThunderThighs


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Narfcake wrote:Woot is an equal opportunity employer.

Thank goodness for speech-to-text.

I'm NOT thanking Bob for Comic Sans, however.


I know the people that were behind that loser app. LOL



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lichme wrote:What's with the hard hat? Is he building something....

Is he....... Bob the Builder?


Ooooooohhhhhh!



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bankernosaj


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ThunderThighs wrote:So this is Bob. He's been in my office for a couple weeks for an upcoming secret project.

He started out naked which bothered one of our head honchos so he got a towel. Later someone added a bra. Then a shirt.

I came back from Seattle this a.m. to this:




What else could Bob use?

BTW, he's pretty useless as a moderator. He doesn't respond to posts at all.



#ISeetheBOC

*28*3

ThunderThighs


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bankernosaj wrote:#ISeetheBOC


LOL



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bringerofbacon


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Bob could stand for the Bringer of Bacon, just saying. ;)

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mbspell


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marlenestclair wrote:Leggings...Bob needs leggings



I was thinking legwarmers



Nicaoidh


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Since we are all pro animal maybe give him one of those cat or dog shaped pillows that you have had on homewoot before. I have the corgi one in my office because it looks a lot like my corgi! He would benefit from holding a pupper or kitty!

x20

acraigl


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drewcroa wrote:Send him to acraigl's house to personally deliver a carton of dsi docks.



That's just mean.

BUY! >>

acraigl


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That whole-head snorkel would be a pretty good luck for him.

Compression sleeves too.

BUY! >>

bolligra


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Bob in Accounting?


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

bullrocky


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pants, to hide the one skinny leg.....

x34

qazxswe


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Narfcake wrote:Woot is an equal opportunity employer.

Thank goodness for speech-to-text.

I'm NOT thanking Bob for Comic Sans, however.



I never get tired of this:

lordbowen


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drewcroa


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Bob's been awfully quiet, hope everything's alright.

digitaljanitor


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ThunderThighs wrote:So this is Bob. He's been in my office for a couple weeks for an upcoming secret project.

He started out naked which bothered one of our head honchos so he got a towel. Later someone added a bra. Then a shirt.

I came back from Seattle this a.m. to this:




What else could Bob use?

BTW, he's pretty useless as a moderator. He doesn't respond to posts at all.



Looks to me like he could use a good "stiff" drink (and he should share it with you, TT ! )

I saw a snowman standing in the produce aisle at the supermarket today -- He was picking his nose!

ThunderThighs


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drewcroa wrote:Bob's been awfully quiet, hope everything's alright.


Bob’s hiding out in an office because we all had to pack up. They’re replacing our cubicles this weekend. Be glad to get rid of these old dust magnets.



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drewcroa


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ThunderThighs wrote:Bob’s hiding out in an office because we all had to pack up. They’re replacing our cubicles this weekend. Be glad to get rid of these old dust magnets.



When I started my new job this summer I got yelled at for calling them cubes. I was told they are "workstations". Granted the ones we have are enormous, almost too big.

They put two of them in a giant office for my counterpart and I, there is probably more work space than the guys with normal desks have, I actually like our "workstations" better, I have two 24" monitors and my laptop monitor and it barely takes 1/5 of the space.

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I met Bob the other day. Nice guy, a little quiet though. Signed him up for our work softball team. Told me he usually plays left-center and bats leadoff.