So if you can only order one crap per household, per 10 days. Then you should have some fun with it. If you try for one too soon, then a Whammy should pop up, or Newman from Jurassic park!? Ah-Ah-Ah!
Maybe the app could be a tease, "hey here's the crap you can't have... Neener Neener Neener."
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