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ThunderThighs


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Might as well get this started early since the cat's out of the bag.


This here thread will be for any and all Bandolier on Chewies that you might get during the April Woot-Off!!

Prepare for


Gif courtesy of drgandalf






31 days hath...crap

New rule for 2018:

Limit one bag per 31 days, per person. To clarify – you cannot have purchased a Bag o’ Crap in the previous 31 days, NOT counting the day you are trying to purchase. That’s Woot Math, and that’s our policy.

Read more here.





PRICE

With the addition of Free Standard Shipping for Amazon Prime members, we want the total cost of a Bag o' Crap to be the same for everyone.

For this reason, the price is now $10 with free shipping for everyone. There's no difference in the contents. It's the same disappointing crap as when you paid $5 + $5 shipping.

Note: if you have other items in your cart, you will be charged the appropriate shipping amount.

Note x 2: It doesn't count towards $5 ships all day. Sorry.





WHY DID I GET...

DENIED: We ran out of Bandolier on Chewies before we even took your money so we denied your order to end the process.

CANCELLED: We ran out of of Bandolier on Chewies right further down the process and we had to cancel the order to reverse gears.





Canceling Duplicate Orders

Remember, I check for duplicate orders. If it looks like a duplicate, I will cancel it. No exceptions and no remorse on my end.





SHIPPING

These are shipped UPS Surepost. That means that UPS may or may not hand off your crap to your local post office. For some whacko reason, they sometimes mark it as delivered even though it's at your post office.

Make sure to give it a couple extra days before panicking.









IS TO POST WHAT YOU GET!!!!


You gotta share. That's what's so fun about them. Join the community! Post away. Guess what you may get. What are you hoping for?

PS: It's also quality control for me.

So remember! No taking your Bandolier on Chewie and running off with it.






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and now on with the crap....tomorrow (4/25)




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ThunderThighs


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** You must log in with Amazon EVERY time **
To contact CS, use the Customer Service form in the menu at the top right corner of every page
••• ► Woot's UPDATED Return Policy ◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with expedited items

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 49 Private Messages bestsportnascar

Maybe I can get a crap tomorrow for my 100th purchase. It's about time I was better than everyone else.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

digitaljanitor


quality posts: 52 Private Messages digitaljanitor

Died in the VoP - no surprise there

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

bsmith1


quality posts: 152 Private Messages bsmith1

Got one. Take that, March crappers!

LindaGibson99


quality posts: 2 Private Messages LindaGibson99

Yay me! I got one.

I am so ready to be disappointed, I just can't stand it.



This actually looks like my dog. Maybe I should include her in my reveal pics

larrygrochal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages larrygrochal

If my order got cancelled ( I know. Things sell out ) and it’s in my order history, am I still eligible for a bag today? Or does it mess up the 31 day timer?

astangelo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages astangelo

Alright, what's the secret to catching a deal when it's first offered? I realize I'm asking for the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices recipe but I can't figure this out on my own.

The main sellout page obviously lags compared to the actual item's page (just compare the percentages). So too does the posting in the forum (comes up about 20 seconds later).

The API is more realtime but I was just viewing a page (rapidly refreshing) based off the API and when the next item first popped up, it was already down to 96% left. Someone had already purchased the item before the API displayed it.

Where can I go to see the items RIGHT when they are first offered? Because, obviously somebody knows. I'll F5/⌘+R like mad. I just want to know I have a fighters chance.

larrygrochal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages larrygrochal
astangelo wrote:Alright, what's the secret to catching a deal when it's first offered? I realize I'm asking for the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices recipe but I can't figure this out on my own.

The main sellout page obviously lags compared to the actual item's page (just compare the percentages). So too does the posting in the forum (comes up about 20 seconds later).

The API is more realtime but I was just viewing a page (rapidly refreshing) based off the API and when the next item first popped up, it was already down to 96% left. Someone had already purchased the item before the API displayed it.

Where can I go to see the items RIGHT when they are first offered? Because, obviously somebody knows. I'll F5/⌘+R like mad. I just want to know I have a fighters chance.



I use Twitter. That’s how I got a 1 of 2 item last time.

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 49 Private Messages bestsportnascar
astangelo wrote:Alright, what's the secret to catching a deal when it's first offered? I realize I'm asking for the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices recipe but I can't figure this out on my own.

The main sellout page obviously lags compared to the actual item's page (just compare the percentages). So too does the posting in the forum (comes up about 20 seconds later).

The API is more realtime but I was just viewing a page (rapidly refreshing) based off the API and when the next item first popped up, it was already down to 96% left. Someone had already purchased the item before the API displayed it.

Where can I go to see the items RIGHT when they are first offered? Because, obviously somebody knows. I'll F5/⌘+R like mad. I just want to know I have a fighters chance.



Remember, just because the % is below 100% doesn't mean it has sold any. It is also on a timer. The delay is terrible though.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

qazxswe


quality posts: 12 Private Messages qazxswe
larrygrochal wrote:If my order got cancelled ( I know. Things sell out ) and it’s in my order history, am I still eligible for a bag today? Or does it mess up the 31 day timer?



Yes, because it doesn't count as an order. (Just like how it doesn't increase the amount of purchases you've made.)

🐧Too cool to have a signature.🐧

riona


quality posts: 9 Private Messages riona
astangelo wrote:Alright, what's the secret to catching a deal when it's first offered? I realize I'm asking for the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices recipe but I can't figure this out on my own.

The main sellout page obviously lags compared to the actual item's page (just compare the percentages). So too does the posting in the forum (comes up about 20 seconds later).

The API is more realtime but I was just viewing a page (rapidly refreshing) based off the API and when the next item first popped up, it was already down to 96% left. Someone had already purchased the item before the API displayed it.

Where can I go to see the items RIGHT when they are first offered? Because, obviously somebody knows. I'll F5/⌘+R like mad. I just want to know I have a fighters chance.



Twitter seems to be the fastest way to see the Bandolier on Chewie posted in my experience. Make sure you've got notifications for Woot turned on for Twitter

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12/4/17 Cr@pv3nt 4 A11 Crap

larrygrochal


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qazxswe wrote:Yes, because it doesn't count as an order. (Just like how it doesn't increase the amount of purchases you've made.)



Thank you!!!! Just making sure because I know the new rules are a bit strickter than they were last year.

SylvreKat


quality posts: 39 Private Messages SylvreKat

Well, I'm gonna be late to work now, but I Snagged my Bag so it's worth it. Just not sure my boss will think the same....

>'Kat

+1 +1+1+4 +3 +1 +1

larrygrochal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages larrygrochal

2 cancels in a row!!!! Winning!!!! I’m close but not close enough.

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 49 Private Messages bestsportnascar

Twitter is really way ahead. The previous wasn't showing sold out yet.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

samandlisa


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*walks in the door* Howdy. Nice to see you fine people again.

x2 I did it all for the ---> x27 + 3 Denied

astangelo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages astangelo
larrygrochal wrote:I use Twitter. That’s how I got a 1 of 2 item last time.


bestsportnascar wrote:Remember, just because the % is below 100% doesn't mean it has sold any. It is also on a timer. The delay is terrible though.


riona wrote:Twitter seems to be the fastest way to see the Bandolier on Chewie posted in my experience. Make sure you've got notifications for Woot turned on for Twitter



Wise words, all. Thank you!

… And I got my first Bandolier on Chewies!!! Woot!

Thanks again, all.

drgandalf


quality posts: 47 Private Messages drgandalf

TT,

Will there be a Happy Hour today? I could use some Happy!


qazxswe


quality posts: 12 Private Messages qazxswe
drgandalf wrote:TT,

Will there be a Happy Hour today? I could use some Happy!



No HH this month. She needed a reprieve (from the insanity).

🐧Too cool to have a signature.🐧

zrschaef


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Jesus that one went fast

bestsportnascar


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I got one and it was my 100th purchase. YAY! Now I await disappointment.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

cklun


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bestsportnascar wrote:Maybe I can get a crap tomorrow for my 100th purchase. It's about time I was better than everyone else.



shit BSN...you have always been better than everyone to me.



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

cklun


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bsmith1 wrote:Got one. Take that, March crappers!



CONGRATS!!!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

cklun


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LindaGibson99 wrote:Yay me! I got one.

I am so ready to be disappointed, I just can't stand it.



This actually looks like my dog. Maybe I should include her in my reveal pics



CONGRATS on your crap LindaGibson99 !!!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

cklun


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SylvreKat wrote:Well, I'm gonna be late to work now, but I Snagged my Bag so it's worth it. Just not sure my boss will think the same....

>'Kat



CONGRATS SylvreKat!!!

If your boss is angry I can send him a note

PRIORITIES!!!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

cklun


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astangelo wrote:Wise words, all. Thank you!

… And I got my first Bandolier on Chewies!!! Woot!

Thanks again, all.



first EVER???

CONGRATS astangelo!!!

ENJOY every minute of waiting and waiting and wondering...it will never again be as good as your first!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

cklun


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bestsportnascar wrote:Twitter is really way ahead. The previous wasn't showing sold out yet.



shit BSN!

I am WAY so out of practice here...crossing my fingers the rest of the year (I will settle for this month!)will be uneventful!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

bestsportnascar


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cklun wrote:shit BSN...you have always been better than everyone to me.



hahaha thanks! :-P

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

cklun


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riona wrote:Twitter seems to be the fastest way to see the Bandolier on Chewie posted in my experience. Make sure you've got notifications for Woot turned on for Twitter



are you on Woot-Off or Woot!!!
on Twitter?



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

ThunderThighs


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drgandalf wrote:TT,

Will there be a Happy Hour today? I could use some Happy!


As qazxswe noted, no Happy Hour today. Taking a break. Those things wear me out!



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To contact CS, use the Customer Service form in the menu at the top right corner of every page
••• ► Woot's UPDATED Return Policy ◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with expedited items

ThunderThighs


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astangelo wrote:Wise words, all. Thank you!

… And I got my first Bandolier on Chewies!!! Woot!

Thanks again, all.



Congrats on the impending disappointment. May it be swift.



** You must log in with Amazon EVERY time **
To contact CS, use the Customer Service form in the menu at the top right corner of every page
••• ► Woot's UPDATED Return Policy ◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with expedited items

cklun


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bestsportnascar wrote:I got one and it was my 100th purchase. YAY! Now I await disappointment.



CONGRATS BSN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU are ONE OF US NOW!!!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

ThunderThighs


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••• ► Woot's UPDATED Return Policy ◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with expedited items

ThunderThighs


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bestsportnascar wrote:I got one and it was my 100th purchase. YAY! Now I await disappointment.


Look at you!




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CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with expedited items

cklun


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ThunderThighs wrote:As qazxswe noted, no Happy Hour today. Taking a break. Those things wear me out!



LMAO!!!

I told everyone not to bother me during Happy Hour hours...so NO ONE tell them them there is not one tonight! I will get some peace and quiet for a couple hours!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

cklun


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ThunderThighs wrote:Look at you!



our youngster is growing up!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

bestsportnascar


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ThunderThighs wrote:Look at you!



Lol only took 12 years.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jid5000


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jid5000

No Bandolier on Chewie. for me this go round......So

sammydog01


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Crap and a dusting monkey! Perfect day! If only that dinosaur bottle opener makes an appearance...