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wajeremy


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This is for sale on Woot today.

What perfectly innocent uses can you think of for this? I can only come up with using to repair your crocodile.



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SylvreKat


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Except that's not croc-patterned it's snake-patterned.

Maybe repair your Reticulated Burmese Python? (had to edit as my best friend would've been saddened by my omission)

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qazxswe


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Was considering buying it on Friday because of the coupon hunt.

Then I remembered that I had no alligator to disguise as a crocodile.

But yeah, as Kat hinted at, the name of the product should give the inspiration of the pattern away.

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SylvreKat


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Meanwhile, perfectly NON-innocent use would be scare the living parc outta the Momma....

(she's snake-phobic) (and no, I would NEVER use it like that. I wouldn't ever bring it into the house, period. Although at the old house, I never let her know that our basement had a resident snake somewhere. I'd periodically find a shed skin, which I'd smuggle into and shove to the bottom of the trash. The snake you never see is way better than the mice which chew on your stuff. Just never tell the Momma!)

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qazxswe


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The batter question is:

Who needs 3 of these?!?

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SylvreKat


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qazxswe wrote:The batter question is:

Who needs 3 of these?!?



I know! I know! Pick me!

Someone who's making a Reticulated Burmese Python costume?

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qazxswe


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SylvreKat wrote:I know! I know! Pick me!

Someone who's making a Reticulated Burmese Python costume?

>'Kat



For themselves, or for their animal?

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bestsportnascar


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a grip for a rake that you just happen to leave on the ground where only the handle is visible.

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LindaGibson99


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I wonder how many rolls it would take to cover your entire body and go as a snake for Halloween. Might be hard to walk though. And, maybe breathe, let alone drink beer.

modi123


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I can give you five off the top of my head.

1. Repair your boots.




2. Fashion a belt in a survival situation.

https://frugalfun4boys.com/2013/06/03/how-to-make-a-duct-tape-belt/



3. Fashion a mock snakeskin hat. For survival situations or



4. Quick costuming for an impromptu fan-shot-for-shot remake of classic 1987 movie Dragnet.



5. Guitar covering.

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Slydon


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rudyard kipling's "the jungle book" cosplay

can't make a living as a bay man any more

wajeremy


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modi123 wrote:

5. Guitar covering.



If it didn't get me fired from my band, I would TOTALLY do that to my bass!

modi123 - this was INCREDIBLE. I wish I had power to qp!

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mbspell


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I could have made my son a tux for the prom!!

this would look great in snakeskin



or maybe a purse



daveinwarshington


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Find a car in need of a little "Spiffing up".


Carefully apply the Snakeskin Duct Tape to the exterior.


And here is the end results! Your actual results may vary.

qazxswe


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daveinwarshington wrote:Find a car in need of a little "Spiffing up".


Carefully apply the Snakeskin Duct Tape to the exterior.


And here is the end results! Your actual results may vary.



Using this tape would change the car brand?

Could I have that guarantee in writing?

And in the event that the car brand stays the same (though it shouldn't), who should I speak to about a refund?

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bsmith1


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modi123 wrote:I can give you five off the top of my head.

1. Repair your boots.



Not just repair your boots, but make any old pair of boots into snakeskin boots!

bsmith1


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Apply it to a garden hose and scare your neighbor by pulling it across his yard from under the fence whilst he's mowing.
Wait...that's not perfectly innocent...

daveinwarshington


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qazxswe wrote:Using this tape would change the car brand?

Could I have that guarantee in writing?

And in the event that the car brand stays the same (though it shouldn't), who should I speak to about a refund?

Yes. It does.
As the picture shows, the results are dramatic. Guaranteed.














*actual results may vary

SylvreKat


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qazxswe wrote:Using this tape would change the car brand?

Could I have that guarantee in writing?

And in the event that the car brand stays the same (though it shouldn't), who should I speak to about a refund?



I'm just trying to figure out why someone would do that to their Mercedes.

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SylvreKat


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qazxswe wrote:For themselves, or for their animal?



This would've made me snort my soda over my screen, had I been drinking soda. Or anything else. Which I don't around my LapMac because of posts like this.

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AnniKat


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SylvreKat wrote:I'm just trying to figure out why someone would do that to their Mercedes.

>'Kat



To show that they can! Also, maybe Janis Joplin's "Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me a Mecedes Benz?" is their favorite song cause their friends all drive Porsches

There is a Porsche Driving School at Barber Motor Sports Track here in Alabama. If I had access to that Mercedes I would definitely park it out there during the Driving School. With cutouts of Janis and Kris Kristofferson (who wrote the song) in it.

Of course, I'm old enough to have seen Janis live at the Atlanta Pop Festival in 1969. She closed the show and was just as fabulous as you would imagine!

You youngsters may not know what I'm talkin about.

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modi123


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AnniKat wrote:[...]
Of course, I'm old enough to have seen Janis live at the Atlanta Pop Festival in 1969. She closed the show and was just as fabulous as you would imagine!

You youngsters may not know what I'm talkin about.



This is my jealous face.

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