The old saying is true.
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Hi there! How are you doing? I mean, I guess you’re probably not doing so well, what with the divorce and all. Sorry. I don’t mean to just put it out there like that, but it’s all over the news. You’ve probably gotten a few letters of condolence already, I imagine.
Which brings me to my next point. Are you sending back the gifts?
Because I sent you Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000, and if you’re not married any more I’d sure like it back. It’s a nice mouse. It’s got BlueTrack so you can use it on just about any surface, and it’s got a wireless range of up to 15 feet. I know it’s not much to a mega-star like you, with all your fame for…for…wow, that’s weird. I just realized I don’t really know why you’re famous. Huh. Did you do something before taping yourself having sex and releasing it on the Internet? ‘Cause before that happened I have a hell of a time remembering any news about you.
Anyway, this is off track. Suffice to say, you spent $10 million on a sham of a wedding, so I’m betting you could just buy one of your own. I included a return address when I sent it, so feel free to just bounce it right back.
Sort of like your ex-husband.
Sorry. That was out of line. I’m sure the next episode of your reality show will be scripted in a way that makes you look devastated.
Sorry. That was out of line, too.
Sincerely,
Reginald ValRey Johnson, III
Features
Warranty: 3 Year Microsoft
Condition: New
Features:
- Carry this compact and sporty wireless mouse, and use it just about anywhere, even on your living room carpet, relying on Microsoft BlueTrack Technology
- BlueTrack Technology combines the power of optical with the precision of laser for remarkable tracking on virtually any surface
- Leave the Plug-and-Go Nano Transceiver plugged into your computer’s USB port or tuck it into the underside of the mouse for travel
- Enjoy the 2.4GHz wireless technology, which delivers a reliable connection with up to a 15-foot range and virtually no interference
- Use your mouse for up to 10 months without having to change batteries
- Battery status indicator tells you when battery power is low
- Flip 3D in Windows 7, easily switch between open windows with the click of a button
- Four-way scrolling for greater efficiency and comfort with Tilt Wheel Technology
- Four customizable buttons give you quick access to the media, programs, and files you use most often
- Requires (1) AA alkaline battery, included
- Dimensions: 4.04” L x 2.39” W
System Requirements, Windows-Based Computer | |
Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP (excluding Windows XP 64-bit) 100 MB Hard Drive CD-ROM USB Port |
System Requirements, Mac-Based Computer | |
Mac OS X, v10.4x–10.5x 30 MB Hard Drive CD-ROM USB Port |
In the box:
- (1) Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 (Choose: White, Wool Blue, Ruby Pink or Downtown)
- Nano Transceiver
- CD-ROM
- AA Battery
Specs
Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 with BlueTrack, 2.4GHz 15-ft Wireless Range, Nano TransceiverSpecs
Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 with BlueTrack, 2.4GHz 15-ft Wireless Range, Nano TransceiverSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 56.000s
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