Woot-Off Doomed-to-be-Wrong Sale Predictor (aka Decision Maker)
This isn't just a regular decision maker that you can use to help you make those stubborn, hard-to-make, or just plain stupid decisions.  No, this is a special decision maker. When you affix the extra-special, non-patented Woot-off decision maker sticker, you now have a special custom Woot magnet swingy thingy. 

Gamble with fate on whether the item the decision maker chooses is really the next item in the Woot-off. If so, you can choose your own reward. For example, if the item comes up that your decision maker foretold, you could choose to gobble up five delicious red Skittles. If not, maybe you must suffer one green Skittle. Nobody likes those green Skittles. 

Not into the Woot-off decision maker? No problem. Just don't affix the extra-special, non-patented Woot-off decision maker sticker and you have a standard, generic decision maker that you can use to help solve your indecisiveness.  

Not sure how to use this decision maker? Just move that little hand and watch it spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin.  When you come out of that trance, look to see where the magic hand landed. Will it predict your future or the next Woot-off killer. 

• Base with extending arm with magnetic swingy hand
• Base 4" • Height ~9"
• Includes extra-special, non-patented Woot-off decision maker sticker

Note: The decisions of the VERY random decision maker come with no warranty expressed or implied. 

Note 2: When applying the extra-special, non-patented Woot-off decision maker sticker, make sure you line up the section so each section lines up to the hidden magnets in the base.

WARNING: These products may expose you to chemicals which are known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Woot Custom Mortimer & Monte Pillows

Your own Woot icons for cuddling! Now you can cuddle up with your own Mortimer or Monte pillow. They're super soft and stylish. Goes with any decor. And ready to absorb those tears when you miss yet another Bag o' Crap.

• Amazing detail!
• Printed on both sides
• Made of soft velvet polyester
• Padded with thick fill
• Machine washable
• Made in USA
• Approximately 11" H x 9" W x 3" D

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty