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Woot Desk Signs

Us Woot employees are so funny! Yes, that’s right, we came up with the sayings on these Woot Desk Signs and they’re all hilarious! I hope…

If you agree with us, great! You’ve instantly become our best friend and now you have the coolest new addition to your desk space. If not, well you come up with something better!

So check out these fun Woot desk signs and remember, did you turn it off and on again? P.S. one of the slogans below was submitted by this writer, and I’m awesome, so you know you want one…or all four!

VICE PRESIDENT of all the BS

I’M HERE (just so I won’t get fired)

DID YOU Turn it OFF and ON again

Glorified Email Responder

 

There is only a limited number available, so hurry! Once these are gone, they’re gone!

 

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

 

Specs

Size 8" x 2" x 2"

 

In the box:

(1) Woot Custom Desk Sign (Your Choice)

Specs

Size 8" x 2" x 2"

 

In the box:

(1) Woot Custom Desk Sign (Your Choice)

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.440s
First Sucker:
weezermomma
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 16% < 25 woots
  • 60% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 82% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

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