It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?

This is NOT A BAG OF CRAP. This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody.

How does it work?

We take something expensive, make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.

What can I expect when I open the box?

• We've been informed that it is not a kitten riding a small manatee.
• It's currently on sale for over $19.94 on Amazon.com. That's $3 more than $16.94.
• Color: Yes, it has a color.
• Size: It's not 8' x 872' x 4"

The fine print:

• This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
• There is just ONE of these items in the box.
• There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
• It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty