You know how it goes, right? Hit the buy button and wait. In a few weeks/months/centuries you'll get a package. You won't know what's inside. But it'll be great. Oh, boy, will it be great! And if it's not, you know, use it as a rag to wash the car.
Ends on September 2 at 12AM CT
Shipping will start on 9/6. Or we'll seed our random number generator with "96" and ship on the date it choose.