Well, we were GOING to be bobbing for apples, but SOMEBODY forgot to bring the apples, so instead we went bobbing for dobby sheets, and now we've got all these leftover dobby sheets, so, if you don't mind, we're going to sell them. Will you please buy some? We need some money for apples.
Dobby sheets are sheets that have a pattern woven into the fabric instead of having images printed on the fabric. Or something like that. Honestly, we have no idea. We just looked them up on the internet, and that's what it said.