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It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?
This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
The fine print:
- This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
- Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.
Specs
Made up specs:
- It's larger than a shoe box
- It's 24 x 10 x 23 inches, in fact (but just that's the box it comes in)
- It weighs 38.7 pounds but can accept up to 300 pounds
- It says it's very adjustable
- It says it breathes, but that doesn't mean it's alive
- It also says it rolls, but that doesn't mean it's a bicycle
- It also says it has a solid base, but that doesn't mean it's a politician
Hint: Chances are you're sitting on a version of this right now
Specs
Made up specs:
- It's larger than a shoe box
- It's 24 x 10 x 23 inches, in fact (but just that's the box it comes in)
- It weighs 38.7 pounds but can accept up to 300 pounds
- It says it's very adjustable
- It says it breathes, but that doesn't mean it's alive
- It also says it rolls, but that doesn't mean it's a bicycle
- It also says it has a solid base, but that doesn't mean it's a politician
Hint: Chances are you're sitting on a version of this right now
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3h 0m 12.110s
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