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It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?
This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
The fine print:
- This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
- Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.
Specs
Made up specs:
- It's larger than a shoe box, at least in two dimensions
- It's 12.76 x 8.66 x 0.72 inches, in fact
- It says it weighs about 3 pounds
- It says it you can look at it, but also touch it
- It says it comes with windows, but that doesn't mean it's a house
- It also says it's a convertible, but that doesn't mean it's a car
- It also says it's full of personality and ready for performance
- It uses lots of fancy jargon like Ryzen 5 5500U, 8M Cache, 512GB SSD, and 8GB DDR4 RAM
Hint: Chances are good that you're using one of these to read this
Specs
Made up specs:
- It's larger than a shoe box, at least in two dimensions
- It's 12.76 x 8.66 x 0.72 inches, in fact
- It says it weighs about 3 pounds
- It says it you can look at it, but also touch it
- It says it comes with windows, but that doesn't mean it's a house
- It also says it's a convertible, but that doesn't mean it's a car
- It also says it's full of personality and ready for performance
- It uses lots of fancy jargon like Ryzen 5 5500U, 8M Cache, 512GB SSD, and 8GB DDR4 RAM
Hint: Chances are good that you're using one of these to read this
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2h 45m 18.002s
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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