Today's Woot Write-up
Q: What do you do if your battery is low?
A: GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
Q: What if you're in the forest?
A: GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
Q: What if there's a huge bear?
A: RUN AWAY AND THEN GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
Q: What if the bear's battery is low?
A: RUN BACK AND GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT THEN RUN AWAY AGAIN
Q: What if you can't access the sun?
A: GOAL ZER--LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Q: Like what if the sun dies tomorrow?
A: THE SUN WON'T DIE TOMORROW
Q: Or what if I'm in a bunker 200 miles underground?
A: WHAT ARE YOU DOING 200 MILES UNDERGROUND
Q: I don't know......bored? It's Sunday? Zombies?
A: HOW WILL YOU DIG A BUNKER 200 MILES UNDERGROUND
Q: With a big.......digger...thing?
A: DOES THE DIGGER RUN ON BATTERIES
Q: Uh......sure.
A: GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
