Today's Woot Write-up

Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

One one side, we've got the VitaMix Professional Blender. On the other, we've got a first year line cook. Let's compare the two and see who wins, shall me?

VITAMIX: Has three pre-programmed settings.

LINE COOK: Has three fingers of whiskey before work.

VITAMIX: Has Variable Speed Dial and Pulse features.

LINE COOK: Has like sixty tattoos.

VITAMIX: Blades move up to 240 mph.

LINE COOK: Possibly smoking in the alley with the dishwashers.

VITAMIX: Spill-proof vented lid and removable plug.

LINE COOK: Might sneak you a dessert if they recognizes you from the club.

VITAMIX: Laser-cut blades.

LINE COOK: Missed work to see Laser Floyd at the local planetarium.

VERDICT: If you're wanting to hang out, call the Line Cook! They're awesome! But if you want to make salsa, smoothies, milkshakes, hummus or whatever, go for the VitaMix.

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Vitamix Professional Series 500 Blender

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Vitamix Professional Series 500 Blender
$449.99 In Stock Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$449.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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