Happy Opposite Day! Please enjoy this Teeter Inversion Table as our Opposite Day event.
Do you remember that girl who rejected you? Today, she's in love with you? That guy who dumped you? Today, you're still together? That cop that gave you a ticket? Today, it's just a check that YOU can cash! It's Opposite Day, you see, and what's upside down is right side up!
But keep in mind, Opposite Day isn't fun at all. You have to pay your boss a day's wage and you have to bring the pizza guy dinner. And don't EVEN try to figure out how you short stocks! Yep, Opposite Day is one of those holidays that sounds great but actually ends up pretty darn terrible. Which is why you're gonna want an Inversion Table, to turn Opposite Day upside down!
Just remember to flip back to normal after Opposite Day is over. Otherwise the same problems will arise for you on Normal Days, since relative to them, you'll be inverted. Make sense? Sure it does.