Time to choose, friends. The HDTV with the lady... or the HDTV with the tiger!
On your left, you'll see that 70" HDTV, featuring the image of a lady. Very clear and lifelike, isn't she? She's in 1080p, after all. On your right, you'll see a 32" HDTV. 720p, of course, but more than enough to make out the image of that tiger. But wait! Before you choose, know you have MORE OPTIONS!
Look there, to the East! A 65" 1080p HDTV with the image of a tiger on it! Or there, to the West! A 29" 720p HDTV with the image of a lady! Or to the North, a 55" 1080p HDTV with the image of a lady, but a lady who hates you! And to the South, to the South! A 47" 1080p HDTV with the image of a tiger, but a tiger who loves you!
But not yet! Don't decide yet! There's also a 24" 1080p HDTV with the image of a tiger who is also a lady! And a 39" HDTV with the image of a lady who's a real tiger, if you know what we mean. Rrawr. Or that 40" 1080p HDTV. Did we mention that already? That's got a lady on channel four, but to get to channel four you've got to take the remote away from a tiger! Go on, choose! Choose if you dare!
Meanwhile, I'll be filming you for my reality show, World's Most Boring Premises.