If we sold you, you'd be scratch and dent. Yeah. Think about THAT, Cap'n Judgy.
"Scratch And Dent" doesn't mean "pile of junk." It means exactly what it says. It means you won't get some pristine angel that went to private school and had a butler that Mother paid for. It means you won't get some white-gloved bonnet-wearing kid that never touched a football. And it means that you'll be getting an item with a little seasoning on it. Maybe it will have been in a fight with some other "Scratch And Dent" item. Maybe it will have even won that fight.
If you're reading this, probably you're not the kind of person who lives in a nine-story mansion and eats off two hundred year old silver while your chambermaid tells the under-butler what you want for pudding. You're probably the sort of person who likes to change their oil to save a few bucks, or enjoys a nice day of muddin' by the creek bed. You know what you are? That's right. You're a "Scratch And Dent" too. Don't be scared. Like knows like.