Okay... one more iRobot and my vacuum based communications system is complete!

Oh, those big telcoms think they're so smart, don't they? They came in on something created by the government and the taxpayer and act like we owe them the world! Well, guess what, big telcoms! Today ends your reign! Because today, we the people take back the web! We're just gonna use our OWN communication transport protocol! The ones that clean the floors!

Here, everyone take one of these iRobot 560s. They'll work like you'd expect and you'll be able to take clean all types of floors and everything, but then, when you want to get "online" as it were, you just set up the zones and get your iRobot to clean the carpet in strips. It's like binary, see? And then we can look in each others windows and read the "on" and "off" and write down all those as ones and zeroes and... look, let me just show you. It's really easy.

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Well, I mean, the first Internet wasn't perfect either, you know. I used to use a 28.8 modem, and if someone picked up, my whole download was ruined! You'll see. Five years from now, we'll all be buying and selling bitcoins with our iRobots.

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