Set this up so you can find out who keeps breaking in to your house and hiding the remote!
You buy a security system because you don't want to use it. Then you let it sit there, as visibly as possible, so nobody ever gets near. Really you hope you're wasting! your money! But if you ever really need it, you'll be happy it's there. Or just use it to make a nature documentary about the spiders in your gutters. That'll work too.