Rebel against the lack of Canon Rebels in your life
You have your Canon Rebel with you. You take a photo. You take another photo. You take many photos. They're all photos of your food. Your food goes bad because no one's eating it. It rots right in front of you. But you have the photo documentation. You turn them into an art piece. The art piece goes in a gallery. Critics hail it a work of genius. To celebrate you go out for food. You take photos of the food. It begins again. Canon.