Today's Woot Write-up
Five misconceptions about Pull-Down Sprayer faucets you might already believe!
5. Misconception:
Faucets were bred to fight bears for sport in the seventeenth century.
Truth:
While bears and faucets may have limited interactions in the wild, bears and modern domestic faucets have no inherent animosity.
4. Misconception:
Pull-Down faucets were present in the Garden of Eden and contributed to the fall of man.
Truth:
There is no evidence in any ancient scripture that the serpent of Eden was made of either polished chrome or satin nickel.
3. Misconception:
Kingston Brass Single Handle Sprayer Faucets were responsible for the much-publicized 2005 break-up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
Truth:
After nearly five years of marriage, Aniston and Pitt divorced citing irreconcilable differences. The involvement of any faucets is deemed to be purely platonic.
2. Misconception:
If you run water backwards through a Kingston Brass faucet, it will summon Grannus, Celtic god of springs, who will curse you with a plague.
Truth:
This is only true of our competitors' fixtures.
1. Misconception:
The Kingston Brass Pull-Down Kitchen Faucet was the inspiration for the 1977 science fiction horror film Demon Seed.
Truth:
This has actually been neither confirmed nor fully disproved.
