Push a button; something happens! THE PROPHECY HAS COME TO PASS.
Additional Features - now available to you at NO additional cost!
Torque: HP's given your device the speed and performance of a Ford Mustang, but without all the unreliable aspects of owning a Ford Mustang.
Snake bed: Snake’s gotta sleep somewhere. HP’s new SnakeTray™ gives your legless friend a place to nap. (FroMo® Frozen mouse dispenser optional.)
Twee barometer: Tracks user activity to measure twee levels. Later, the keyboard beats you up and takes your sweater.
GiggleCore® Technology: Touchscreen laughs when tickled.
Fruit Holder: No longer will you be burdened by the cumbersome carrying of your ripe handfruits.
Am I in Omaha?©: Exclusive radar technology determines whether you’re in the Gateway to the West.
Noodle Density Calculator: Don’t go another day without pasta confidence.
ShredTech®: Shred everything before someone sees.
SpiderGamble™: Giant angry spider lives inside one of the USB ports.