The following test determines if you are legally able to operate a Breville Espresso Machine:
Please point to the answer to each question on the screen and hold your finger there for at least three seconds. Our special website will track your choice and score you accordingly.
QUESTION ONE: The coffee this Breville machine makes is spelled with
- 1) The letter s (espresso)
- 2) The letter x (expresso)
- 3) The letter k (ekspresso)
- 4) The letter z (ezprezzo)
QUESTION TWO: A proper cup of this coffee contains:
- 1) Milk and cream
- 2) Milk, cream, and sugar
- 3) Milk, cream, sugar, some chocolate, a few gummi bears and a small pepperoni pizza
- 4) Nothing but the coffee that spills perfectly from this well-tuned machine
QUESTION THREE: Coffee was invented by:
- 1) Professor Jason Coffee
- 2) The Right Reverend Jacobin Popples-Sneek of Coffay County
- 3) Don Coffleswood
- 4) Coffee was not invented it was found by the side of a garden after a flood
QUESTION FOUR: How do you properly serve coffee?
- 1) In a glass
- 2) In a mug
- 3) In the mouth of a well-cooked boar
- 4) In a tin cup
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According to your choices you ARE qualified to purchase this Breville Espresso Machine. Please shop accordingly.