Take A Dive
I’ve given up on finding a good dive bar in this town. All the drinking establishments are large, well lit, and feature young women in short skirts and low-cut shirts. That’s just sad.
I don’t think I’m asking for much. I don’t need bright lights and hundreds of brews and spirits lining illuminated shelves. I don’t need whatever’s popular on the radio blaring in my ear so loudly that I can’t hear myself think about everything that’s gone wrong with my life. I want a older fella named Murray who’s just about seen it all to serve me my beverage, not some co-ed floozy who thinks bending and twisting her body in creative ways is going to get her a bigger tip. Young lady, I am here to drink. Your chest, while lovely, does not concern me.
And, seriously, when did they put huge televisions in every single bar? Was there a law passed or something? If I wanted to watch “the game,” I’d watch it on the Auria 26” 720p LCD HDTV at home. The 16:9 aspect ratio with 5ms response time and built-in HDTV tuner is more than capable of entertaining me from the comfort of my own couch. When I go to a bar, I go hoping to hear a story about heartbreak or loss, to reflect upon my own day, and to look like less of an alcoholic to my family and friends, not to see the series finale of some show I couldn't care less about.
Just give me a few neon beer signs, a wobbly bar stool, a sticky floor, and bathroom that looks like its been visited by Satan after a bout with bad chili. Is that too much to ask?
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 2 Year EQD
Features:
- Powerful scaling and zooming engine (down/up scale support)
- 3D comb filter
- 3D de-interlace image enhancement
- Color temperature adjustment
- Resolution support: 1080p for HDMI, 1080i (HD), 720p, 480p, 480i, PC timing (both HD and SD content)
- On-screen OSD function
- IR remote control
- Languages: English/French/Spanish
- MTS
- Sleep timer
- Vega mount: 200mm x 100mm
- V-chip parental control
- Close caption
- Viewing aspect ratio: standard / full/ overscan / 1:1 Mode
- Zoom / panorama / no scale / normal
- Favorite channel
- Channel return
Additional Photos:
Input/Output Port:
- Digital input (HDMI): 2
- Component input: 1
- S-video input: 1
- Composite CVBS input: 1
- TV system support: NTSC / ATSC / Clear QAM
- TV tuner input (ATV/DTV): 1
- VGA input: 1
- PC audio input: 1
- Audio output: coaxial SPDIF
- Audio input: RCA L/R 2
Panel Specifications:
- Size: 26” (diagonal)
- Resolution: WXGA (1366 x 768)
- Aspect Ratio: 16:9
- Brightness: 450 nits
- Contrast: 800:1 (typical)
- Response Time: 5ms (GTG)
- Viewing angle: 150 degrees horizontal, 150 degrees vertical (CR>10)
Audio Specifications:
- Speaker: 5W x 2
- MTS Stereo
Other Specifications:
- Dimensions: 25.9” (W) x 19.2” (H) x 7.4” (D)
- Net Weight: 15.8 lbs.
- Power Consumption: 100V – 120V ~ 2.5A, 50-60Hz
- AC Power supply: 100V ~ 120V
In the box:
- EQD EQ2688 Auria 26” 720p LCD HDTV
- Power Cable
- Remote Control
- (2) AAA Batteries
