Of course they'll laugh. At first.
This nation was founded by - what? - fat white guys. No, don't try to deny it. Go look at any photo of any American hero and you'll see that little beer belly or double chin. We're taught from day one that to be smart is to sit at a desk, and to sit at a desk means you've got to be a fat white guy.
But the truth is that's not the truth! Because a healthy body and healthy career has nothing to do with being a fat white guy. Nothing at all! You can sit around all day and still be a million times more healthy than anybody in 1776! As long as, while you're sitting, you do a few simple exercises. Like biking. Or thinking real hard about sit ups.
And since sit ups are boring, you need this FitDesk v2.0 Desk Exercise Bike with Massage Bar. You'll be able to get that exercise while surfing the net, or playing video games, or sorting all your email by priority and the last name of the sender. Normally that would be considered a waste of time, but on a FitDesk v2.0 Desk Exercise Bike with Massage Bar it becomes an efficient use of your exercise period! You're multi-tasking! You're amazing!
Certainly better than those flabby founding fathers. What did THEY ever do for this nation? They just found it! ANYBODY could have done THAT!