Signs your piranha is dehydrated:
- constantly points at your glass of water
- doesn't feel like eating the whole cow
- deliriously starts singing Let It Go
- reorganizes your CD collection by album title, not artist
- messes up the words to the national anthem
- was out drinking all night with the Sigma Nus
- wears too much eyeshadow
- forgot to pick up your kids after practice
- uses provolone on your cheesesteak instead of whiz
- dead
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
If you use the space bar, no one can hear you scream.
Could also be "Lighting OR Fans" depending on how you place your orders. Wait, forget we said that.
Billionaires buy mountains and move them under the window! You've got to settle for these.
Assemble the pipes! Save the princess! One of these is accurate!
Only the most loyal of sci-fi fans know what kind of rat you'd find in a kitchen like this.
Or at least it'll take you days if you scroll kinda slowly.
You spent all that money on a cool TV and you're gonna listen in MONO? C'mon, son. C'mon.
Sadly, we can't ship them with a smaller companion. THAT would be the Sonic & Tails Toothbrush sale.
Technically these are many shining moments.
The designs are new. The body wearing them is decaying at a slow and steady pace.
Weee wuuuuuv Uuuuu. (our keyboard is broken)
Note the lack of possessive. It's not "Marc Jacob's Jewelry." It's YOUR jewelry! Well, after you pay us, at least.
Now you'll be able to gloat to your buddies using the EXACT TIME THEIR GUY FUMBLED WOOOOOO
After you buy it, we'll be giving you the business! YEAH! THIS IS TOP SHELF MATERIAL HERE!
Do you think Alexander The Great conquered the rules with a laptop? PFFFFFT. He used a tablet! And a spear.
Horrible for the movie version of "Flatland." Otherwise, this will be great.
Privacy is soooo 20th Century. Today it's about being seen! Welcome to the Selfie State! JOIN US! JOIN US!
You won't be able to BEAR to be without this footware! Yeah! Now THAT'S comedy!
Both a type of speaker AND the canine mascot on an underseas Navy vessel!
What do eggplants and romance have in common? They both leave a bitter aftertaste!
