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Hello mothers, hello fathers,
I'm the Chef at Camp Smorshsmathers.
Your kids are so excruciating,
It's too bad no one stopped you two from ever mating.
I cooked pancakes for your wee brats,
They took one bite, gagged, screamed and spat.
They had no clue that wasn't syrup.
Serves them right for all the trouble that they stir up.
All the counselors hate your kids too,
They run around like this is a zoo.
They don't listen to no reason,
Won't be surprised if they don't make it through the season.
Yes, I know this falls on deaf ears,
Cuz to tame them, you've had 8 years!
Just remember they're in our hands,
So it's time you listen up, we have some demands.
Take them home, oh mothers, fathers.
Take them home, we hate your daughters.
We'll leave them out in the forest,
Where they might get eaten by a bear!
Take them home, we're warning we can't take the noise,
Or one more day with all your boys.
Oh please come get them soon;
We won't make it all through June.
Darling mothers, dearest fathers,
Sorry to be such a bother.
It's all good, we found distractions
We're showing movies, Rated R with gore and "action."
Yes we know it's a dirty game.
But you have only yourself to blame.
Thank god for this big movie screen
As for our conscience, don't fear, it's squeaky clean!