"Canopy" is the 13th most popular girl's name in the US right now

SOME CREATIVE WAYS YOU’LL USE YOUR NEW CANOPY IF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T APPLY TO YOU

- Teleportation device

- Sugarcube habitat

- Hamster Coachella

- Peanuts-style psychiatric booth

- Lousy haunted house

- Backyard brawl venue

- “Canopesia,” your own 12’ x 12’ sovereign country

- Festive atom smasher

- Penalty box

- Cigar booth at 5k races

- Funeral tailgating

- Literal tax shelter