What captures hearts? Diamonds! Unless you're playing Spades.
You might spend all your money on Five Card Stud and go home with nothing to show for it. You also might spend all your money on Diamond Studs, but at least then you WOULD have something to show for it. Consider it a calculated gamble.
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For computers! For gaming! For showing your geek cred when you cosplay Yellow Lantern Cyclops!
In the future, all will be foam. Pillows. Zoos. The legal system. ALL FOAM.
It'll suit you to a TEE! You'll have a BALL! It'll enGOLF you fully!
No seriously, I think there's something living under my skin. Can you please cut it out for me?
They're refurbs, but deep down, aren't our hearts all refurbs too? High school, man. You never really get over high school.
Put clothes on! Put stuff in bags! Put lemons down your pants!
If you use the space bar, no one can hear you scream.
Billionaires buy mountains and move them under the window! You've got to settle for these.
Assemble the pipes! Save the princess! One of these is accurate!
Only the most loyal of sci-fi fans know what kind of rat you'd find in a kitchen like this.
Could also be "Lighting OR Fans" depending on how you place your orders. Wait, forget we said that.
Or at least it'll take you days if you scroll kinda slowly.
You spent all that money on a cool TV and you're gonna listen in MONO? C'mon, son. C'mon.
Technically these are many shining moments.
Now you'll be able to gloat to your buddies using the EXACT TIME THEIR GUY FUMBLED WOOOOOO
After you buy it, we'll be giving you the business! YEAH! THIS IS TOP SHELF MATERIAL HERE!
Do you think Alexander The Great conquered the rules with a laptop? PFFFFFT. He used a tablet! And a spear.
