Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Hey, I'm Brock. HP hired me to be your personal trainer for the Touch-Laptop Regionals. Let's get started.
First: Finger stretches. Here, do some with me. One--ok I'm done. Ow. You keep going.
Second: Touch technique. I got us a practice touch screen, just...ok no, don't JAB it like that. Gentle. Gentle. No, you're still jab--let's just move on.
Third: Push-ups. Not necessary to use the touch laptop, I just like demonstrating how many push-ups I can do. And.........seven. Whew, ok.
Fourth: Spiritual awakening. We all--hey, come back here. This is serious. We all must face demons in our lives in order to touch the divine. So--ok fine, we won't do this, stop throwing spaghetti at me.
Fifth: Quads. We gotta work your quad-core, so boot up your HP. Ok, that should do it.
Alright, I think you're ready for the big time. Good luck, I'll take my check now because I really need to pay back the loan sharks who've threatened to de-leg my lawn flamingos. Those flamingos are my life's work.