You're not seeing things. Well, not things that aren't really there. They're there. Trust us.
Sometimes we like to pretend that we're British and that it's pronounced "Thee-at-UH" instead of "Thee-uh-terr." We also like to pretend we're wearing top hats and monocles. Also also, we're dangerously dehydrated right now. Hey look! A camel!
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Do you prefer theater or theatre? You can enjoy 'em both with this stuff.
If you've never seen one, prepare to be blown away
More power than a 1950s super computer... ALL IN YOUR LAP!
Duffel your pleasure, duffel your fun
That means "Patio Furniture" for some reason
Sertacular Savings!! (?)
Kandinsky? I dunno, I'll ask him!
If you don't look like you should be holding a mint julep, you're doing it wrong.
Because Guerilla Gadgets are significantly less lovable.
Get your hands on (g)em!
The choice isn't binary. Oh wait yes it is.
Careful. If they catch you counting clips, you're out.
Don't hog the fog lights, bro!
Open bottles with your midsection!
Time to get a watch.
Where'd the cat go? Probably looking for Gatco.
We'll call you Junior if you want.
Watch out!
Sunglasses! Not for drinking stuff!
Not for your desk. Not for your lap. For your heart. (Only don't hold it with your heart.)
