If only Master Chef Shelly had her All-Clad Master Chef 7-piece cookware set.
[MASTER CHEF SHELLY theme song plays]
SHELLY: Hello! I'm Master Chef Shelly, and it's time for another...
STUDIO AUDIENCE: MASTER! CHEF! SHELLY! COOKS! FOODS! USING! A! KITCHEN! AND! COOKWARE! THAT! CAME! WITH! THE! KITCHEN!
SHELLY: Haha, that's right! And on today's Master Chef Shelly Cooks Foods Using A Kitchen And Cookware That Came With The Kitchen, we're going to cook...
STUDIO AUDIENCE: PHEASANT! NORMANDY! WITH! AN! ONION! CREME! SAUCE!
SHELLY: Yes that's......right, wait how did you know that? Well anyway, Master Chef Shelly is going to start by—
STUDIO AUDIENCE: SALTING! THE! PHEASANT! LEGS!
SHELLY: Ok this is getting creepy. But yes, we salt the pheasant legs. So let me get out my—
STUDIO AUDIENCE: COOKWARE! SET!
SHELLY: Stop it! Ok, just stop! Anyway, let me get my cookware set......wait a moment, this isn't my 7-piece All-Clad Master Chef cookware. Lenny? Where's my producer Lenny?
LENNY: [whispering very loudly] We left the All-Clad Master Chef 7-piece cookware set in the van and it accidentally rolled into the harbor so we got you this cookware set from a dumpster in an alley, sorry!
SHELLY: ......uh...hahahaha no matter, I'll just make do with this...this...[sobs]......[like for a really long time]...
LENNY: Shelly? Hey, Shel?
SHELLY: NO LENNY, NO. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
STUDIO AUDIENCE: THIS! IS! NOT! OKAY! LENNY!
SHELLY: AND YOU, YOU WEIRD STUDIO AUDIENCE, STOP RECITING EVERYTHING I SAY.
STUDIO AUDIENCE: NO! WE! WON'T!
[cuts to commercial for All-Clad Master Chef cookware set]