Sure, you can do awesome upside down stretches, but the Teeter Hang Ups Inversion Table is so much more. SO DON'T JUDGE. Sorry, Your Honor.
- hang paintings upside down
- achieve best mohawk results
- put two skulls on your feet and scare children
- say “I’m Batman” to no one
- pretend it’s an extreme therapy session
- practice flipping yourself upright and saying “welcome, Mr. Bond”
- let the blood rush to your head then write the great American novel before you puke