Modems are to surfboards what the internet is to the sea. Also, they help you find better analogies.
Try to get online with no modem. Just try. YOU CAN'T. Well, maybe you can, if you can read a million ones and zeroes every second. But if you can do that, you've got an amazing talent. You shouldn't waste it on the Internet. Buy a modem and give your talent to the world!
