If you were going to make a robot insect, you might use the name CRKT.
CRKT, as all web designers know, stands for Cyan, Red, Khaki, and Turquoise. In fact, every pixel on your monitor now is make entirely of colorful knives! That's right! Without knives, there'd be no internet. You learned something today, didn't you?
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See that price? Man, you'll love it so. We got some TVs, aye, for thee. We got some TVs, aye!
Just think, with this equipment and a Gloria Gaynor CD, you'll be set for anything!
Remember that the company name is always in capital letters. It's the rules of KRUPSitalization.
Tote? Backpack? Shoulder bag? Purse? Man-Purse? Whatever you call it, we've got options in here.
Unless you can tell what your computer is doing via telepathy, you're gonna need a monitor.
Move you emotionally, that is. It won't help you carry your stuff to a new apartment.
Hang on, you mean that title ISN'T correct? GPS means something ELSE???
You can't have a good day's work without a good night's sleep. Nor can you goof off without pillows.
Except pod people, because why do they need to know the time in there?
Dawgs gotta stand tall. Tall and fashionable.
What DO you call a group of cases, anyway? A clutch? A murder? A legality?
Like skin-tight jeans for your eyes. Except cooler than that.
Unlike laptops, desktops remain visible in a fixed location. So you'd better make sure they look good.
If you're happy, buy a laptop! If you're not happy, you know what would make you happy? Buying a laptop!
Sadly, we can't ship them with a smaller companion. THAT would be the Sonic & Tails Toothbrush sale.
New Balance woman? Puma Man? Under Armour human? You've got shoes in here waiting for you.
The World Of Tomorrow used to be the 21st Century. Which we now live in. Accept it. Get online.
Who knows? One night you might even save someone's life.
The ancient Greeks believed this stone protected you from drunkenness. So you gotta test it out. For science.
At last we've got some CLASSY art!
A classic of modern vacuuming by the great Dyson H. Lawrence.
If you try to make juice in your blender it'll be a violation of international law. KEEP IT LEGAL, CITIZEN
Drunkenly throwing luggage off the balcony of a cheap hotel? You're gonna need good luggage.
Alternative funk was very popular in the 1990s. Alternative down will be very popular in your home!
Killer speakers shouldn't kill your bank account. Just your neighbor's hearing. \m/
Skip the commercials! Skip the shows! Skip the actors you don't like! Okay, that one you gotta do manually.
If you form a band, maybe all your troubles will be over! And if not, at least you can play the blues.
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Sometimes you just want to walk in style. Other times, you want to walk as casually as possible.
You know what they say: if the name ends in a vowel, it's fashionable.
Which fashion is most important, the tops or the bottoms? Vote with your dollars, people!
Despite the name, this will not increase your IQ. It may, however, help your muscles feel better.
Nike is a Greek word. Golf is a Scottish word. Apparel is Latin/French. See? You'll be multicultural.
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Stuff for the competition AND the afterparty.
