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A Cast Iron Deal! You don't like that joke? Dude, I've written jokes for everything from robot vacuum cleaners ("They Automatically Suck!") to... other things that have jokes...
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Home Fall-Tastic Deals!
Crunching of leaves and giggling of children! Music to our ears!
Ends October 4 at 12AM CT -
Toys, Toys, Toys!
As Poison once crooned: "Toys, Toys, Toys!" ...or it was something LIKE that, right? idk I listened to Morrissey.
Ends October 4 at 12AM CT -
Home Liquidation Sale
We gotta get this stuff OUTTA our Home and into your house!
Ends September 29 at 12AM CT -
Mix, Mix, Mix It Up (In the Kitchen)
Just call me Sir Mix-a-Lot! (pls don't, he's very litigious)
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT -
Stuff with a Plug: Kitchen Edition
We're itchin' to get in your kitchen! ...Hey, how many melon ballers does one person need???
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT -
NuWave Air Fryers
FRY BABY FRY!!! Oh wait, there needs to be commas in there so you don't actually fry a baby...
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT -
Care for your Air
Care for your Air!
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT -
Woot!Gear!
What to get the person who has everything? WOOT!GEAR! of course!
Ends September 30 at 11:59PM CT -
Personal Care for the People
POW(d)ER (puff) TO THE PEOPLE!
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT -
Dazzling Jewels
Dazzling delicate diamonds, well, technically they're opals, and crystals, but tomato tahmato.
Ends September 29 at 12AM CT -
Vtopmart Storage & Org
I'm a total Food Storage Maniac, making the Vtopmart Storage brand a perfect buy for me.
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT -
Things that Suck
Clean every floor past, present and future! Well, maybe not force field floors.
Ends September 30 at 12AM CT