In case you walked into the wrong seminar again, this is HOW TO START YOUR MORNING. Good luck and......good luck.
1. let alarm ring
2. don't wake up
3. don't wake up
4. don't wake up
5. fine, wake up...stupid alarm
6. bathroom
7. no, that's the closet
8. bathroom
9. wait, you don't have a closet
10. breakfast
11. there's no food
12. sift through garbage
13. check email
14. go back in time and don't check email
15. continue eating cold chicken from garbage while getting dressed
16. insult clothes
17. brush teeth—never mind no time
18. go to work
19. go back, finish putting on clothes
20. now go to work
21. (if you work from home or work night shift, why did you wake up)
22. stare blankly at everything
23. remember when you were asleep?...so amazing
24. now get out there and...............do something