how sheet it is
ARE YOU ASLEEP? TAKE THIS IMPORTANT QUIZ TO FIND OUT
can you feel your teeth? if you can physically feel your teeth with your fingers, you may not be asleep
are you in bed? if you are in bed, there is a possibility that you are asleep
is this your house? if this is your house, you may not be asleep. but you might be.
wait, is this a new room in your house? i don’t remember this room
are you friends with Mr. T? how did Mr. T get here?
are you sure this is your house? this place really looks like the taj mahal
is that your mother? when did your mother get antlers?
do you hear your alarm? i think i hear the alarm
maybe you should turn it off? i guess you were asleep after all