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There Can Be Only Pun: Shred Carpet

by Amy Nance

GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT? Someone guessed the Secret Pun last week! That means someone snagged the $20 pot! That someone just happens to be kcostell for "Crystal moth." Congrats! Check your PM folder for your coupon code.

This week we're punning on kitchen gadgets and celebrities. The Secret Pun pot is back down to $5.

 

 

Examples:

  • Key and Peeler
  • Katie Keurig
  • Colander Farrell
 

 

 

Now for the best from last week, Bug and Drugs:

  • Aphidrine (lordbowen)
  • Cialice (Coogles)
  • Viagrub (donthaveone)

 

Honorable Mentions:

  • Gyne Roachimin (cainemarko)
  • Hookah worm (zepherp) This made me laugh out loud, but since a hookah is more of a delivery device than an actual drug, you get an HM.

 

Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.