WHICH KITCHENAID HEAVY DUTY MIXER COLOR WILL REIGN SUPREME?
RED MIXER: I AM THE COLOR OF COURAGE AND SACRIFICE. AND ALSO LOVE. AND BLOOD. I WILL COURAGEOUSLY MIX YOUR INGREDIENTS WITH BLOOD. No wait, that's not what I—
BLACK MIXER: I AM THE COLOR OF POWER AND AUTHORITY. AND DARKNESS. I WILL RULE OVER YOUR KITCHEN AND COVER YOUR HOUSE IN DARKNESS. IT'S OK, EVIL IS COOL.
SILVER MIXER: I am the color of shiny.
RED MIXER: I WILL—wait, that's it? Shiny?
SILVER MIXER: Well......yeah.
BLACK MIXER: So hang on, if a bear attacks you in the woods, you would defend yourself by being shiny?
SILVER MIXER: Why would I be in the woods?
RED MIXER: I don't think any of us could defend ourselves against a bear.
BLACK MIXER: I would.
RED MIXER: How?
BLACK MIXER: I'd mix its face.
RED MIXER: Forget the bear. Surely there must be something about being silver.
SILVER MIXER: I guess clouds have a silver lining.
BLACK MIXER: Ok good.
SILVER MIXER: Uh, silver is associated with 2nd place.
BLACK MIXER: This is sad.
RED MIXER: Hey, silver is a valuable metal, right?
SILVER MIXER: I guess so.
RED MIXER: Hey, why don't we all reign supreme?
BLACK MIXER: Fine with me.
RED MIXER: Ok. In that case, WE ARE ALL COLORS OF IMPORTANCE, AND WE SHALL MIX YOUR INGREDIENTS. UP TO FIVE QUARTS WORTH OF MIGHTY INGREDIENTS. AND TOGETHER, WE REIGN SUPREME.
BLACK MIXER: SUPREME.
SILVER MIXER: And I'll be in 2nd place.
RED MIXER: C'mon we talked about this.