Never bring a carrot stick to a meat fight.
Another setback today for the raw food movement when two Crimson Tide fans showed up to the season opener tailgate with gravlax and Chia seeds instead of hot wings and pork rinds.
Sources say the trouble started when one of the unnamed "rawlings" slapped a cold Busch out of a fellow tailgater's hand and offered up a coconut water instead.
The ensuing melee resulted in hurt feelings, a damaged NCAA licensed canopy and two Crock-Pots of barbecue cocktail wieners dumped over the head of Alabama's beloved elephant mascot, Big Al.
The final score: 23-33, Alabama.