We're pretty sure Alta, Blaze, and Surge are Fitbits but they may also be superheroes
Alta, Blaze, and Surge are...
(a) fitness smartwatches that track your health activities
(b) superheroes sworn to protect Earth from the scourge of Crimulious the Undoer
(c) an impressive lineup of hardcore sludge metal bands playing at The Doom Crêpery tonight
(d) three new flavors of energy drink that will make you go legally insane
(e) nicknames for my turtles