Become an upstanding worker
Have you heard about sitting? Scientists* say it's the number one people killer, right after sharks with machetes and explosive farts. (*Kevin's uncle) That means every time you sit at your desk, death is slowly eating you. Starting with your butt. But thanks to Cool Living, you can make your desk tall thereby forcing you to pull your precious posterior away from death's icy maw. Haha, suck it, sitting! But when on a plane please do sit when the stewardess asks you to.