We all need shorts. Yes, all of us. EVEN YOU, READER.
Are you working out in a pair of jeans? Almost certainly no. Are you lounging on the porch during a hot summer's afternoon in a suit and tie? Well, maybe. But most probably no. Are you dressed like a matador to go out and walk the dog at five in the morning? There's certainly a chance... but no. In all those situations, what you're ACTUALLY doing is pulling on a pair of shorts and heading to do your thing.
Shorts aren't fashion. Shorts aren't for models on a runway. What shorts ARE for are all those moments when you just can't bring yourself to care about what you've got on. Shorts are function, plain and simple. And that's why you need some plain and simple shorts.
TO WIT: THESE.