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A DECENT LIST OF OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES TO ENJOY DURING YOUR DISC-O BED CAM-O-BUNK CAMPING TRIP
-sort all bark by size and shape
-ridicule a deer
-casually wonder about that crackling sound outside the tent
-throw bugs at your loved ones
-wonder a bit more seriously about that crackling sound outside the tent
-throw 4 sticks in the lake
-notice that the crackling sound outside the tent seems to be getting closer
-mediate a squirrel altercation
-begin to worry about the growling that now accompanies the crackling sound outside the tent
-collect rocks that look vaguely suggestive
-ok that thing is definitely just outside the tent now, i think it’s time to pani-
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