The gift of a laptop is the best way to say "I'm sorry"
Rejected commercial for the HP 17.3" Intel Quad-Core 2TB SATA Laptop:
ANNOUNCER: And the winner of this year's competition is...the HP 17.3" Intel Quad-Core 2TB SATA Laptop!
JUDGE: Wait, that's not who we voted for.
ANNOUNCER: But you have to admit the HP is pretty great.
JUDGE: This is a dog grooming competition.
ANNOUNCER: The HP is very well groomed.
JUDGE: Yeah but—
COLLIE: Pardon me, but we think the HP should win too.
JUDGE: All of you?
ALL DOGS: Yes.
PUG: I'm hungry.
ANNOUNCER: Here, have an HP 17.3" Intel Quad-Core 2TB SATA Laptop.
JUDGE: Well, I guess that's that.
COLLIE: Also, we are going to destroy you.
ALL DOGS: Death to the humans!
[HP logo appears]