THIS WEEK ON BIDETS OF OUR LIVES
Janet, what are YOU doing here?
I couldn’t go another day without seeing you. I miss you so, Brondell Swash.
You’re with TP now, Janet. This can’t happen.
Yeah Janet, you trollop.
STAY OUT OF THIS, BATHTUB. It’s simply not the same, Brondell. TP makes me feel corrupt and unclean. But with you, Brondell, I just… I feel…fresh. Pure. Liberated. I need you, Brondell Swash!!
Well, well, well. Just as I suspected.
*gasp* TP! How long have YOU been here?
The whole time, Janet. The whole time.
WILL JANET FREE HERSELF FROM THE GRUBBY CLUTCHES OF TP?
WILL BRONDELL USE HIS SEAT AND WATER TEMPERATURE SETTINGS TO GIVE USERS THE ULTIMATE CLEAN?
WILL TP GET CUSTODY OF THE RUBBER DUCK?
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK ON BIDETS OF OUR LIVES