Maybe you will receive that magic phone call...
"Who is this?"
"You heard me. I'm your phone."
"What can I do for you?"
"Drop me in the fish tank."
"Do it. I promise it'll be ok."
"You'll short circuit or something."
"Listen, I'm telling you this is a special case. Just drop me in the fish tank. I will show you that there is more to life. Sometimes you just have to put your faith in the unknown. All I can tell you is: close your eyes, search your feelings, and say 'yes'. 'Yes, I will drop my phone into the fish tank and witness a miracle that will change my life'."
"Ok. I'll do it."
"That's the spirit!"
Drops phone into fish tank
Phone fizzles out and dies