2000 WATTS OF SKULL-CRUSHING POWER to run my Christmas lights!
Now that I have a WEN 2000-Watt Inverter Generator, I have to admit that sometimes I get delusions that I possess ENOUGH AWESOME POWER TO OBLITERATE ALL MY RIVALS when in fact I really just want to power my outdoor fridge. I'm a bit concerned because of how much I think my generator could FIRE A LASER AT MARS every time I use my coffee maker in the basement. 2000 watts is power, yes, but not enough to REVERSE THE FLOW OF TIME HAHAHAHAHA ah, I love a good laugh. Anyway, my WEN 2000-Watt Inverter Generator is great but I should probably lower my expectations—I CAN BLOW UP THE SUN hahaha, no I can't. OR CAN I? No. I can't.