“Hi, it’s Richard, right? This is my first day, they said I should find Richard and check in.”
“That’s me! You must be Janet! I’ve heard all about you, it’s great to have you on the sales team!”
“Well, I’m ready to get started!”
“Wonderful!
Now, I know you probably have first day jitters and all that, so we’re
gonna start you off easy with this Clique Communications HUE HD Webcams. These things are really cute, Oprah even thinks so,
and they come in a variety of colors. They’ve got a True 1.3M Pixel
CMOs sensor and handle 1280×1024 at ten frames a second and 640×480
with 30 frames a second. Plus you can record and it has audio and it
works with a Mac or a PC. You got all that?”
“I got it!”
“Great!
I’m gonna head in the back, you just hang out and see if you can break
the sales record! High five, yeah! Just remember: people love to hear
about Oprah. Call me if you need me. Okay?”
“Okay! Thanks, Richard! Wow, so much responsibility on my first day. Oh, hello, sir! Did you know that Oprah thinks this Clique Communications HUE HD Webcams is as cute as a button?”
Your hands look like mother’s hands. You must ████ like a serpent.
“I… what?”
Aisle six shiv nasty. Like a leather street in whore’s pants.
“Um… Are you interested in learning more about the Clique Communications HUE HD Webcam?
The city birthed me. The city destroyed me. My lover, my whore, my endless betrayal and redemption.
“Okay, let me just get… Richard! Richard!”
“Oh,
whoa, sorry Janet, forgot to tell you. This is comic legend Frank
Miller. He shops here sometimes. He can be a little intense. But he’s a
good guy. Aren’t you, Frank?”
I wanted a camera I could cradle like a pair of cheerleader’s ████ in the dark.
“Well, these Clique Communications HUE HD Webcams
might be the ones you’re after. This flexible neck makes it easy to
position the cameras anywhere you want. Yeah, just like that. Test it
out.”
“Richard… is that a swastika? Is he making a swastika out of our webcams?”
“No,
Janet, it’s not like that, it’s not a statement or anything. He just
likes putting them in everything he does. Daredevil, Sin City, The
Spirit, Robocop II, he’s just having fun. It’s his thing! Don’t worry.
He’s harmless.”
Clique Communications HUE HD Webcam ace chilly. Double balls, sky high.
“Hey,
that’s great, Frank! Listen, Janet’s gonna finish this up for you.
Don’t worry, Janet, you’re doing fine. Always great to see you, Frank!
Take care!”
“Well then… Frank. I guess we’re… ready to go! Ha ha!”
Your eyes make me think about a warm wind that cleans the leaves from the city streets at dawn.
“Wow,
Frank. That’s really sweet! Maybe you are a good writer! I guess you’re
a nice guy, deep down. You know what? I’m really happy I met you.
Here’s your Clique Communications HUE HD Webcams.”
I bet your █████ tastes like coconut.
“RICHARD! RICHARRRRD!”
Warranty: 1 Year Clique Communications
Features:
- True 1.3M Pixel CMOs sensor
- Capable
of 1280×1024 resolution with 10 frames per second, 1280×768 resolution
with 15 frames per second, or 640×480 with 30 frames per second
- Works
with a wide range of video conferencing and picture editing software
programs. Any software that is designed to work with a USB camera is compatible
- Flexible neck, allows you to position the camera nearly anywhere you want
- 16 types of special effects with 10 types of photo frames and Face tracking
- Up to 4x digital zoom
- Supports video and audio recording
Specifications:
- Sensor: True 1.3 megapixel CMOS
- Lens: 5-layer antiglare optical
- Video Format: I420, YUY2, RGB24
- View Angle: 75 degrees
- Focus Range: 5cm ~ infinity
- Sampling Rate: 8000 / 16000 Hz
- Sampling Accuracy: <5PPM
Video Resolution with Frame Rate:
- 1280×1024 with 10 Frames per Second (Real Time Only)
- 1280×768 with 15 Frames Per Second
- 800×600 with 15 Frames Per Second
- 640×480 with 30 Frames Per Second
- 160×120 with 30 Frames Per Second
Snapshot Resolution:
- 1280×1024 (1.3 MP)
- 1600×1200 (2 MP) Software enhanced
- 2304×1728 (4 MP) Software enhanced
- 2560×2048 (5 MP) Software enhanced
System Requirements:
- Windows 2000 / XP / Vista OR Mac OS 10.4 or above
- Intel Pentium III 800 or above
- 128 MB RAM (256 MB RAM recommended)
- 200 MB free hard drive space
- 16 bit color display adapter (800×600 24bit color recommended)
- CD ROM Drive with 4 times speed
- Available 1.1 or 2.0 USB port (USB2.0 port required for megapixel image capture)
- Compatible Sound Card and Speakers
- Functional Support: When using a Mac operating system some functions may not be supported, such as YUY2 format, interpolation, special effects, face tracking and digital zoom features
In the box:
- Hue HD Webcam
- Camera Base
- 6ft Connector Cable
- Install CD
