Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

As today's Wootcast shows, nothing excites the teeming mass of humanity like the release of a new operating system, and today people are filled with questions about how to get the most out of Windows 7. And about all kinds of other things, many of which make us want to throw up. Can you tell which of these came from the official Windows 7 FAQ and which came from...somewhere else?

1. What happened to the Quick Launch toolbar?
2. Can I recover files that I have accidentally deleted?
3. How were quartz crystals used for healing in Atlantis?
4. How do I open a file if I get an access denied message?
5. How should I cook my wild boar meat?
6. What's the difference between sleep, hibernate, and hybrid sleep?
7. IT HAS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE YOU LAST ATE HARD-BOILED EGGS IN COMPETITION. HOW MANY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN EAT TODAY IN 12 MINUTES?
8. How do I add or remove index locations?
9. Isn't a hurdy-gurdy something played by a guy with a monkey?
10. If I see a blue or black screen or a screen that doesn't change, is my installation broken?
11. How long will algae-related stains stay off my roof once they are removed?
12. I've found a pager on the sidewalk and would like to use it. What can I do?
13. Why can’t I print to a printer in my homegroup?
14. Can you wax a man's scrotum?

Answers after the jump!

1. Windows 7 FAQ!
2. Windows 7 FAQ!
3. Atlantis Insights FAQ
4. Windows 7 FAQ!
5. Broken Arrow Ranch exotic meats FAQ
6. Windows 7 FAQ!
7. Competitive eater Sonya the Black Widow FAQ
8. Windows 7 FAQ!
9. Hurdygurdy.com FAQ
10. Windows 7 FAQ!
11. Up On The Roof stain removal FAQ
12. A 1994 pager newsgroup FAQ
13. Windows 7 FAQ!
14. Pink Cheeks Unique Skin Care Salon FAQ