Bach To School

by John Osebold

Johann Sebastian Bach, arguably the greatest composer of all time, faces his greatest challenge: <record scratch> college life. His only hope of being popular is with the guidance of an initially-nerdy-then-suddenly-drop-dead-gorgeous website called Woot.com. Will he succeed on the road to popularity? Will Woot.com change his tune? Can money really buy happiness? The answer to the last one is yes.

Woot is celebrating Bach To School with deals over at Sellout and through a series of helpful/unhelpful videos featuring our good pal J.S. Bach. Whether you're a Well-Tempered Clavier or a total Fugue-up, you'll want to fill your shopping cart with items like...

But shop Prestissimo (super duper fast), for this sale ends Sunday! After that, it won't be Bach till next year.