Buy Your Dad's Love -- Day 4

by Sam Kemmis

Has your mom reminded you about Father's Day yet? That's because moms care 300% more about Father's Day than do dads. You're not doing it for him. You're doing it so your mom leaves you the *&%$ alone.

Did our original plan for tricking your dad into saying "I love you" fail? Try this one on for size:

And here's some crap to buy him:

 

Unlike most people, when you call a dads a "tool" they take it as a compliment. Keep your out-of-touch pop happy with some Rockwell tools.

 

 

 

 

No matter how much you extol its benefits, your old man is just never going to take a yoga class. But that doesn't mean he can't improve his BBQ flexibility with these flexible grill skewers. How many times has he complained about stiffness in his lower-skewer?