From The Desk Of The Office Manager: Cuckold Card

by Sam Kemmis

People:

I'm sorry to report that this past weekend, Tyson Brown in HR was CUCKOLDED. A "condolences" greeting card is being sent around the office. Write something nice for the cuckold, OK?


The card is being passed around with a list of office employees. Once your write in the card, scratch your name off the list and give it to the next person. We need to make sure EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE ACKNOWLEDGES TYSON'S NEWLY-BESTOWED HORNS, so don't mess up the system. It is rules like these that distance us from the beasts, folks. 

If you have never written in an office-wide cuckold condolence card, here is a list of TIPS and TRICKS:

Finally, if you are the one who ravaged sweet Jessica, taunt not the cuckold.

- Bye -

Katherine Tull-Potts, BA
Office Manager