From The Desk Of The Office Manager: Office Cow Decision Tree

by Sam Kemmis

Hi Folks,

Tabitha, the office cow, has been having troubles lately. To wit: Her milk has been running sour. DO NOT EMAIL ME ABOUT IT. I don't have time for this, people.

But because I am a GRACIOUS person, I have created a decision-tree (attached below) for how to handle the situation. Please refer to it if you notice Tabitha's milk is at all sour. If I get any more emails about this, I swear to God…


Katherine Tull-Potts, BA
Office Manager

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