From The Desk Of The Office Manager: EOD Duties

by Sam Kemmis

PLEASE: If you are the last one to leave the office, turn off all the lights. Are you a beast? A cretin? No? Then this should be common sense. 



If you are the last employee to ford the river out of the office, please take the OFFICE CHICKEN, the OFFICE FOX, and the OFFICE GRAIN across with you. Sounds easy but slow down, cowboy - there are some caveats.

If you do not turn off the lights and solve this logic problem when you leave for the weekend, I will be unable to reprimand you. But KNOW THIS: misdeeds of this life will haunt you in the next.

- BYE -

Katherine Tull-Potts, BA.

Photo by flickr user timpiercelosgatos under the Creative Commons License.