Crossbows are cool. HOW TO MAKE A CROSSBOW.
1. first we need a thing for the bow
2. no that's a ribbon bow, we need a big stick or something
3. sure a hockey stick might work
4. ok now we need a string
5. not twine
6. huh, yeah a bass string might work
7. is that a low E
8. [plays Smoke On The Water riff]
9. ok now we need arrows
10. no these are just One Way signs—wait why do you have a closet full of One Way signs
11. ok never mind
12. now we just need to put it all together
13.
14. uh
15.
16. let's play garage hockey
17. dibs on hockey stick, you get to use the bass