Halloween is tomorrow and if you don't have a costume you will be ridiculed by kids and a demon will haunt your toilet forever. So learn HOW TO MAKE A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
1. ok what materials do you have at home
2. what do you mean nothing
3. like nothing nothing
4. oh man
5. do you have a sheet
6. how can you not have a sheet
7. how about some cardboard boxes
8. because people usually have cardb—ok forget it
9. do you have towels
10. ok get all your towels
11. well then FIND THEM
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14. that took you a long time
15. no I don't want to hear the story of how you found the towels
16. ok we'll sew the towels together with...you don't have safety pins do you
17. any binder clips
18. well you must have tape
19. not even tape
20. you're lying, let me see your place
21. oh wow it's completely empty
22. uh
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24. just wait till nov 1st and buy bulk candy dirt cheap
25. happy halloween everyone!
26. what do you mean 'who am I talking to'